That was a joke I made, playing off of Rathergate, i.e., the fake documents that were faxed to CBS from a Kinko's in Abilene, Texas. The parallels to Undiegate were too rich to pass up.
Then again, this is also partly Skinners fault for not following up correctly like anyone with some common sense would do.
I also wonder if Undie the Fundee's 'cashier's checks' constitutes as check fraud?
Oh, I get it now. After the last 24 hours, my head is about to explode.
A lot of people depend upon me for their paychecks (being accounted for and printed), and of course I never let them down. I had thought the DUmmie self-Demolition would would finish sometime this week, but man, it just goes on and on and on.
I might, or might not, be able to post at least a few DUMMIE ALERT!s on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, but I make no guarantees.
Anyway, after a lifetime of confusion and questioning, I have finally discerned the difference between conservatives and liberals, Republicans and Democrats; an illumination given me by the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson.
We all have heroes, we all have villains, no matter our political tendencies. We all have heroes, we all have villains.
In what way do they become our heroes, our villains?
I think conservatives and Republicans tend to admire or despise attributes of character first, and the individual second--while liberals and Democrats tend to admire or despise individuals first.....after which their individual attributes of character are, well, you know, irrelevant.
In the case of the latter, the old "cult of the personality."
If a liberal or a Democrat admires someone, that someone can do no wrong. If a liberal or a Democrat despises someone, that someone can do no right.
We all know that if George Bush cured pancreatic cancer, abolished poverty, established peace and love and joy and brotherhood throughout the whole entire world, the DUmmies would still despise him.
And on the flip side of the coin, the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson, who has pillaged and robbed and looted and stolen from the weak and the innocent and the foolish; the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson, who is, uh, unhealthily obese and probably has a bad body-odor, nothing physically aesthetic about him at all--well, because he's their hero, as far as the DUmmies are concerned, his flatulence is sweet perfume.
That, friends, is the difference between the DUmmies and us.