DUmmie FUnnies 07-18-05 ("Tell me your fantasy...")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 18, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

[Petra Verkaik is in town and gives me a call.]

"Welcome to Fantasy Island!"

[Charles Henrickson]

OK, PJ. Dueling fantasies:

a) Petra Verkaik invites you over to her hotel room for jerk chicken and bottle of Flor de Caña slow-aged rum, or

b) Mary Matalin invites you to a power lunch meeting to get a book deal done.

Which do you choose?

[Cyclops08]

What?! No Petra pictures>
(disapointed)

[OH Swing Voter]

Great picture! I wish it was old Back door--(Unfortunately he would probably like it).

Just about the only person more replusive than Barn is that hideous sister of his.

[Rca2000]

They had their fun, with THEIR fantasy NOW-- it's My turn::

Any day now-- a HUGE(as in large warehouse sized, ), cache of WMD's including chemical and biological weapons and agents, and even some nuclear components, is uncovered somewhere in Iraq. ALL of this is shown on National Tv, and that ONE event would ripple through the Dem headquarters like a shock wave. think of it-- ALL of the current hopes they have(Rove Rumsfield ,et al, going to prison), are based on the "Bush Lied" song. If such a find was uncovered, their WHOLE world would collapse.

Bush appoints THREE true conservatives, to the SC, in the next 2 years.

Then, in '06, we gain 10 seats in the house, and 6 in the senate, INCLUDING some REAL conservatives.

After all of this, sick laws like Roe v. Wade, are repealed, by a national VOTE. Marriage is FOREVER set in stone, as ONE man ONE woman. Pedophiles are no longer protected by the ACLU, that organization is disbanded, its assets seized, and its leaders jailed, for crimes against morality. The Rainbow /push cabal is likewise deep-sixed, and Jackson is jailed for major tax fraud, and Rape. These are replaced by decent organizations like BOND, CWA, etc.

With no ACLU or other liberal organizations to protect them pedophiles and rapists are now rounded up, and those who have molested children are quickly executed. New laws are enacted allowing any decent citizen to carry a firearm, nationwide, after a check and training course.

Terrorists are no longer coddled. After a set of ultimatums goes unheeded, the US decides to "get serious" on the WOT. The Sunni triangle is reduced to ashes, and Iraq bbecomes a free nation. Our troops no longer needed there(aside from a "peace keeping force), they return home. Iran, after seeing this, decides to "come clean, " and admits to its nuclear program. All nuclear sites and materials are destroyed, and free elections are held there. Iran becomes free like Iraq. Then the UN is disbanded, and some of its corrupt leaders are sent to prison.

North Korea decided that it is no match for the US, now that it no longer listens to the "peacenicks' . NK gives up its nuclear devices, and hands over all of its fissionable material. Kim Jong Ill resigns, and here, too, free elections are held. Korea once again becomes one free nation, like Germany is now.

On the homefront, God is no longer seen as an "outcast" with interlopers like the ACLU out of the way, wonderful things happen, such as the ten commandments posted everywhere, in all courtrooms, schools, and other public places. Not only is prayer now allowed in public schools, it is encouraged(but NOT required). Then, a strange thing happens. Instead of the pagan -style courses now being taught in schools, including homosexual teaching, these are abolished, replaced by TRUE abstinence programs, and voluntary bible studies. as the evil; leaves the schools, students once again become controllable. Discipline is re-instituted in schools, and is welcome by students and parents alike.

Homosexual teachings are stopped. No longer will people be told "it is a choice", but they are told" it is a SIN, and a CRIME, to attempt to coerce another to accept this demonic lifestyle. All gay groups, like GLSEN, GLAAD< NOW, etc, are forever abolished.

A REAL war on drugs is declared. ANY person or group attempting to smuggle drugs is stopped. If in a plane, they are met Ty fighters and asked to land, if they do not surrender, they are dropped in the ocean. The same for ships; they are stopped by the coast guard, and if a ship attempts to evade them, after a couple of warning shots, they are sent to the ocean floor. After a few major incidents such as these, drug lords will decide it is hopeless to smuggle drugs into this country. The drug trade dries up. All pushers are likewise rounded up, and given serious time.

Now that things like drugs, terrorism, the gay agenda, etc are out of the way, Church attendance reaches an all time high. No longer do churches have to beg for people to attend, rather, they find themselves needing to expand, to hold all of those now attending, several times a week.

On the border front, a real fence is built around the US, between it and Mexico. NO illegals enter, they are stopped by force. This force comes from more than 200,000 troops , permanently assigned there.

And in '08, Ken Blackwell becomes the first black president, with James Dobson as his VP. The Dem's lose 20 more seats in the house, and 8 more in the Senate. Now, with little power on the Dems side, the conservative message is the rule of the land. Tax levels are reduced for all, now that many of the "special interests" have gone away.

The price of oil continues to fall, now around $21 dollars a barrel, with all of the cooperation between the US and the now-free middle East, and with new drilling in the ANWR. Still, alternative sources like fuel-cells, nuclear, and Fusion power are becoming a reality, with funding from both the government and private industries, now free of so many tax and environmental burdens.

[hattend]

These DUmmies really actually DO have a clue:

All their "getting rid of Bush", "jailing Bushco", "winning back the Legislative branch", "spending tax money like drunk sailors", "taxing their programs to life", etc....


.....IT IS ALL FANTASY!!!

[CAluvdubya]

It's DUmmie stevenumbers, who obviously has had an extreme makeover. After checking her for cold sores, steve invites Faye into his waiting limo.

Obviously DUmmie stevenumbers has increased his handicap.....er....salary to the required $40K + so he can finally get a second date with someone!

[tjwmason]

Of course, I do part ways with the DUmmies when they wildly claim, with no evidence, that President Bush "stole Ohio."

How can you say "no evidence", they've got some exit polls which PROVE that Ohio went to Kerry...........














Yes, I am being sarcastic don't worry.

[PJ-Comix]

Which do you choose?

A DUFU book deal with Mary Matalin. Part of the deal includes Petra Verkaik as my copy editor. Typing skills NOT necessary.

[just me]

These people are delusional, makes me wonder if they ever lived in reality.

[SCALEMAN]

I hope to add the nic card for Ethernet connection this week. Ultimately need to get a new computer sometime this Fall

Prices should fall and good deals offered just before the new school term begins. Start watching for deals in mid August.

[CSM]

I'm 100% in favor of verifiable paper reciepts, or whatever....As long as we also verify identities and eligibility to vote.

[Roses0508]

After reading this all I have to know is who/what these people are going to vote for. That's who/what I'm going to vote against.

[darkangel82]

very funny....but do you really want William Pitt over here? augggk, keep him over there and away from here.

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm 100% in favor of verifiable paper reciepts, or whatever....As long as we also verify identities and eligibility to vote.

But . . . but . . . that might disenfranchise some people!

[Charles Henrickson]

. . . . . "DE PLAME! DE PLAME!"

[Starter]

Repeat for emphasis: constitutional amendments are ruled unconstitutional.

It's already been done. Colorado's Amendent 2 was ruled unconstitutional about 10 years ago. (It basically said that homosexuality is not a protected class.) And California's had a few nullified as well. This is already part of the playbook, not a progressive fantasy.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

Here is a topic that needs to be FReeped. It looks like we now have a chance to get rid of the IFC and the Drawing Center off the site at Ground Zero. The families of the victims from the collapse of the WTC have vehemently protested the left for trying to make this a political stage for their tripe. It looks like the LMDC (Lower Manhattan Redevelopment Corp) is beginning to back off of placing these on or around ground zero, but the families need our help. John Whitehead the chairman of the board has acknowledged the protest of the families but still states they can find another site for left wing tripe.

 

IFC & Drawing Center to be “Reconsidered”

 

Please follow the thread and get the link so you can voice your opinion directly to the LMDC.

 

[Not A Snowbird]

Full jail terms for all involved - including corporations (Halliburton, etc.)

Somebody please tell me how you jail a corporation. Please.

[SCALEMAN]

Full jail terms for all involved - including corporations (Halliburton, etc.)
Somebody please tell me how you jail a corporation. Please.

I had the same thought. But you gotta remember, this is a DUmmie mind, the same people who think they can impeach an non-elected official thinks they can 'jail' a corporation.