[Ichneumon]

This is the day of redemption when, in the name of 'Absolute Science! Amen!" the evil bourgeoisie (Conservatives, Christians, white males, all heterosexuals, George Bush, Rumsfeld, etc) will be damned. Likewise, all evil social institutions such as private property, traditional family, absolute moral laws, the Boy Scouts, Christianity, the concept of sin, and man's created condition as either male or female will be demolished, thus allowing equality of condition to prevail.

You know, there are effective medications for this sort of thing.

[dread78645]

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[PatrickHenry]

Warning:

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If you experience any of these symptoms during or after participating in an evolution thread it is strongly recommended that you discontinue such participation and promptly seek professional assistance.