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I saw an actual, honest-to-goodness, DUmmie today.

Don't look directly at them, and don't agitate or excite them...(which is hard to do, since they agitate and excite very easily....)

152 posted on 09/12/2006 5:57:34 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)

"dirtbiker wrote:
I saw an actual, honest-to-goodness, DUmmie today.

Don't look directly at them, and don't agitate or excite them...(which is hard to do, since they agitate and excite very easily....)"

No no no! We are not cowards. You should have trapped him so that we could have one for display. I hear if you train them they do great tricks.

You were at Costco so you had the perfect bait to catch a DUmmie close at hand. Simple go to the food court, order a pizza, put it in your trunk and leave your trunk open. Then pick a spot to lie in wait. the pizza bait will attract the DUmmie in no time. After that all it takes is a shove and closing your trunk and you could have had your own pet DUmmie.