DUmmie FUnnies 01-29-07 (William Rivers Pitt Slams 9-11 Truthers)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 29, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I still need the original DUmmie thread where Pitt is crowing like a bantam cock over his upcoming CNN interview.

[Eric Blair 2084]

That South Park episode was hysterical.

Q: So who actually caused 9-11?
A: What do you mean, it was a bunch of pissed off muslims!
Everyone: Yeah, what are you, retarded?

[Eric Blair 2084]

My favorite part:

Kyle: Eh-xcuse me, there's been a misunderstanding.
Donald Rumsfeld: Come on in, Mr. President. [President Bush comes in through one of the side doors]
Kyle: Uh, Mr. President, my name is-
Bush: SSHHUUDDUUPP!! You think we don't know your name?! We know everything! We control everything! [walks to his desk] We've all worked very hard to keep our involvement in 9/11 a secret! But you just had to keep digging!
Kyle: [quite surprised] Really?
911truth Man: You won't get away with it! People know!
Bush: People? You mean sheeple. We have the majority of them kept in blissful ignorance. Just one more... leak... [pulls out a pistol and his voice gets sinister] to fix... [the Secret Service agents take the 911truth man to the President]
911truth Man: Wait. What are you doing?
Bush: [leaves his desk and cocks the gun] You've been a thorn in our side for too long, I'm afraid.
911truth Man: No! You can't do this! [Bush grabs him by the collar] Please! I'll stop. I'll take down the Web site. I'll sto- [the President sticks the gun into the man's mouth] Oh no! Oh no!
Bush: Too late. [squeezes the trigger once and the bullet goes clear through the man's head. The 911truth man is dead]
Stan: JESUS CHRIST!!
Rumsfeld: [Condoleezza Rice stands to his left] Hahaha. He died like a pig.
Bush: [wipes the blood off his clothes and skin] Some pigs never learn.
Kyle: [in sheer disbelief, cocks his head right] No. Way.
Stan: He was right. You DID cause 9/11.
Bush: Yes. Quite simple to pull off, really. All I had to do was have explosives planted in the base of the towers. Then on 9/11 we pretended like four planes were being hijacked.when really we just rerouted them to Pennsylvania, then flew two military jets into the World Trade Center filled with more explosives, then shot down all the witnesses of Flight 93 with an F-15 after blowing up the Pentagon with a Cruise missile. It was only the world's most intricate and flawlessly-executed ever, ever.
Kyle: [ever more incredulous, cocks his head left and lower] ...Really??
Stan: Why?!
Bush: [smiling, he begins to pace] Oldest reason in the world. Money. The towers fell and the American sheeple all waved their flags. [walks by Dick Cheney, who's got a crossbow and is dressed to hunt] Finally we could invade Iraq, [finishes off with sinister glee] and get the oil which made us all richer than before.
Rumsfeld: [rubs his hands together greedily] Beauutiful money, hahahaha!
Kyle: [cocks his head right and even lower. He's not buying it] ...Really??
Stan: [off on a different page] Is the whole government in on this?
Bush: We are all-knowing and all-powerful. Good-bye, boys. [steps aside as Dick Cheney takes aim at them. Cheney fires an arrow at them, but the arrow hits a marble vase on a table behind the boys. The arrow bounces off the vase and hits fire alarm, which sets off the sprinkler system. Everyone does his best not to get wet]
Cheney: Dangit I missed again!

[MonicaG]

Thanks for posting these links, Cindy.

[Cindy]

You're very welcome Monica.

[MonicaG]

I also just joined the Threat Matrix and saw 80 million links from you there; thank you for your incredible service. I very much appreciate your work and look forward to digesting as much info as possible. I think your links also serve as prayer requests, to pray about specific things and ask God to thwart our enemies, within and without.

Good night Cindy. Thanks again for the good work. God bless!

Monica

[Cindy]

Thank you Monica.

I am a praying woman, too.

A lot to think about and a lot to pray about.

Good night Monica.

Rest well.

[Watery Tart]

There are 1000's of banner out there today with 1000's of messages. Should we just ban the 9-11 ones?

UUUuunnnnggggghhh! Don't even start posting grammar corrections. Oh, yeah, I forgot -- they won't let him back into that school again. Was it a part of the plea deal??

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OK, PJ. Maybe you can help me here.

I am trying to find that elusive, infamous photo of her heinous hitlery making her grand entrance at a televised joint session soon after 9/11. It was in her pocket, with the headline prominently displayed.

She has somehow summoned her minions to banish it from her sight. It's nowhere on the Internet AFIK. Please, please help if you can!

If P³ latches onto her campaign, it would be pretty FUnnie to have.

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