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Amazon’s Kindle Draws the Reader In (I MUST HAVE ONE!!!)
Pajamas Media ^ | May 17, 2008 | Charlie Martin

Posted on 05/18/2008 7:19:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

This morning, I decided to drop down to my local coffee establishment for a breakfast of coffee, eggs, and some morning reading. I had a lot of new things, and pre-coffee I’m not up to making decisions, so I just brought several things to read: Peter Kramer’s Against Depression; Marianne Williamson’s The Age of Miracles; Wayne Dyer’s Change Your Thoughts, Change Your Life: Living the Wisdom of the Tao; and for a little more rigorous reading of Buddhism I brought The Dhammapada, D.T. Suzuki’s Manual on Zen Buddhism, Steve Hagen’s Meditation Now or Never, and Buddhism Is Not What You Think — great title, that — the complete works of Edgar Allen Poe and Mark Twain; Sun Tzu’s Art of War and Musashi’s Book of Five Rings; a couple of novels; some books on Ruby and Python programming; the most recent issue of Asimov’s Science Fiction Magazine; Locke’s Essay Concerning Human Understanding and Second Treatise of Government; John Stuart Mills’ On Liberty; Paradise Lost, Shakespeare’s Sonnets; and some Larry Niven.

“What, in a wheelbarrow?” you’re thinking? No, in my Kindle. Of course, it’s only about 30 percent full.

(Could someone direct me to nominations for the Eclectic Reader World Series, by the way?)

Actually, that’s not a complete catalog of everything I currently have on my Kindle — there’s only so far I’ll carry that joke with a straight face — and even that isn’t all the books I have for it. I also have a number of books — like Jonah Goldberg’s Liberal Fascism, which I wrote on some weeks ago — that are waiting for me on my stored books at Amazon. But that I deleted from memory on my Kindle, mostly just to see how I could do it.

It would be fair to say I’ve become a fan.

The Kindle is Amazon’s entry into the “e-book” market. It’s neither the first, nor in some ways the best, but it has one dramatic advantage in that it’s tied to Amazon’s amazing technical infrastructure and Jeff Bezos’s deep pockets and passion for the printed word. Physically it’s a little bit bigger than a common pocket book, a little smaller that the usual “trade paperback” — call it 5 1/2 by 8 1/2 in the custom leather cover that comes with it. Weight, a little less than a pound. (Look, if you want to have exact details, go look at the website.) The actual reading surface is about 6 inches diagonally (according to Amazon; clearly someone from the TV department was writing the copy) which makes the reading surface as tall as a 3 by 5 card held vertically, and maybe a half inch wider. Again, not far off from an old-fashioned pocket book paperback, a little smaller. The actual reading surface is “e-Ink(tm)”, which looks very much like conventional paper and is about as clear as relatively inexpensive paper printing.

I have to admit, when I first got it, I was a little put off. The text area seemed a bit small, and the physical object is a little odd. There are “next page” buttons on both the left and right edges, a “previous page” button on the left edge only, and a “back” button on the right edge that frankly isn’t all that intuitive at first — it seems to always be set to do something but it’s not clear what. There is a keyboard of tiny “chicklet” keys that are arranged to be easy to use with two thumbs if you’re adept with two-thumb typing — which I’m not — and a peculiar little scroll wheel on one side that’s used for picking from a menu. The Kindle page has a nice video demonstration by a guy with a pleasant voice and a calm manner.

For the first day, you’re going to need the calm voice, at least if you’re like me. I kept playing about with it, all the time thinking “how long can I use this before I can’t send it back?” The buttons didn’t do what I wanted, and I kept paging forward when I didn’t mean to. I suppose I needed to learn how to use a book comfortably too, but then when I learned to read, Gutenberg was just working out the whole movable type thing anyway.

After a short while, though, I caught on. Then I discovered something about it, and I began to really like the thing. In my day job, I read a lot of technical material, and a lot of that is available only as a PDF file. Call me old-fashioned (oh, go ahead, you know you want to) but I don’t like reading long documents like that on my computer screen. It makes my eyes tired. If I really need to read something like that, I’ve often sent it off to the printing shop, to be printed and bound in one of those nasty plastic comb things.

Then I have to store them, or shelve them, or throw them away.

With a Kindle, you can email the document to a special email address, and for a few cents Amazon converts it to a Kindle file, and sends it via “Whispernet(tm)” to the Kindle. (You have to be able to get cell phone reception, so that feature won’t help you much in Siberia or an elevator.) Boom, my PDF manual was there on my Kindle. I sent a couple more: boom, boom. (It doesn’t really go boom, but that’s the way it struck me). If I’d have printed those manuals, I would have about a shopping bag full of unpleasant comb-bound laser-printed books to lug around.

I was starting to like the thing.

Then, while I was writing the music industry piece for PJM, I wanted to re-read The Long Tail. I’d long ago lent my copy to someone, I didn’t know who. I could have ordered another copy, for about $18, and gotten it in one day (for another $4 shipping) … or I could push the one-click button and have it delivered to my Kindle for $10. Right now. Less than a minute later, I had it.

Oh, my. Suddenly, the whole thing began to make sense. It struck me, for probably the one hundredth time, that I really should finish reading Moby Dick. (It’s the chapter on “whiteness” that kills me. Okay. It’s white. It’s a white whale. Whiteness is, like, symbolic. I got it. Cripes.) Click, and I had it, for a couple bucks. I wanted to re-read some Poe. I could find it easily enough; the Raven is all about — but for about $3 I could have Poe’s complete works. Click. Same with Twain, and I nearly bought a complete Shakespeare — I’ve got three of them on paper already — but settled for the Sonnets for 99 cents. Delivered instantly. I could get today’s issue of the Frankfurter Allegemeine, today, for 75 cents.

I’m convinced. Send me the Kool-Aid Jeff, you’ve got a convert.

Okay, so it’s not perfect. The keyboard is nearly useless, at least to me, although I’m sure my text-message-happy niece would find it completely natural. It seems to have some issues with non-standard text. One of its handy features is that you can use it to read Wikipedia and other web sites, as well as look things up in its built-in dictionary. Nice feature, but I looked up Śūnyatā and the letters with diacriticals just flat-out thwarted it: “Śūnyatā” comes out “nyat”. A cedilla, “ç”, comes out as a regular “c”, at least in text supposed to be English. (To be fair, I’m sure that’s just a firmware issue, and Amazon will correct it eventually. But I want it now, dammit.)

The accumulation of little charges — 75 cents, 99 cents, and so on — freaked out the credit card company for a while, until they confirmed I really was making 75 cent web purchases. Worst, at least for now, is that while there’s a lot of content available for Kindle, there’s also a lot of things that still aren’t. When I began to really get into it, I thought, “Oh joy, I will have more room!” Well, yeah, but not as much as I’d thought: I still buy five or ten physical books a month, and most of the magazines I like aren’t available on it yet.

The Kindle, though, is really a first-generation device: there are already new devices coming out, with bigger “paper” and more features. The iRex iLiad is bigger, and lets you take handwritten notes — and it’s about twice as expensive. Other vendors have them as well, but none of them have the combination of the e-book reader, the wireless delivery, and the content back end that Kindle has.

The future of these things is bright, though. First of all, the price is sure to drop; electronics always does. Soon, a lot of schools will be ordering texts that can be delivered as e-books — Metro State in Denver already does. And, as publishing is more and more divorced from the costs of physically producing the physical books, it’s sure to change the publishing industry — no more advances, but no more big barriers to publication, either.

So it’s not perfect. On the other hand, as I looked at my Frankfurter Allegemeine today over coffee, before re-reading Larry Niven’s Flatlander, and looking up the 29th sonnet (”When in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes/I all alone beweep my outcast state”) for the college girl — far too young for me, but interested in the Kindle in my hand — I have to say, it sure is pretty good.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Business/Economy; Computers/Internet
KEYWORDS: amazon; jeffbezos; kindle
Must have a Kindle NOW!!! Okay, I actually am so bold as to believe I deserve a FREE Kindle plus a lifetime subscription to any e-book and other publication I desire.

I'll tell you why. Because the greatest weakness of the Kindle is lack of detailed graphics, photos, and video. However, I know how these can be provided to the subscribers WITHOUT any major change to the Kindle itself. IOW, you can read an e-book AND look at unlimited numbers of photos, graphics, and videos associated with each book or other publication without changing the e-ink screen technology.

Yes, I think this idea is well worth a FREE Kindle plus a lifetime subscription to all publications accessible via Kindle. Also my birthday is coming up soon and I am a fellow South Florida resident with Jeff Bezos. Oh, and we also share the letter "J" somewhere in our names. Okay, I'm reaching now but I think my idea about the graphics and video is well worth the freebies I mentioned.

I WANT A KINDLE!!!!!!!

1 posted on 05/18/2008 7:19:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Charles Henrickson

Maybe you could provide Jeff Bezos with a Kindle song.


2 posted on 05/18/2008 7:24:55 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

My books have done really well on Kindle.


3 posted on 05/18/2008 7:27:05 AM PDT by LS (CNN is the Amtrak of News)
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To: LS
Have you gotten a lot of subscriptions via Kindle? And wouldn't it be great if your subscribers could also access unlimited graphics, photos, and/or videos associated with you books via Kindle without any change in the e-ink technology.

(Please start packing my Kindle now, Jeff!)

4 posted on 05/18/2008 7:31:06 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’ve been waiting to see who wins the E-ink wars and now that Amazon has pitched it’s tent, I think it’s about settled. Now to wait for the prices on the readers to come down!


5 posted on 05/18/2008 7:33:21 AM PDT by Toadman ((molon labe))
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To: PJ-Comix
All I know is that my kindle book rankings (purchases) are doing really well. I think they rejuvenated my paper sales.

BTW, although the cover isn't up yet, my new book, "48 Liberal Lies About History" is now on Amazon pre-order and is doing ok, given that we're three months from release.

6 posted on 05/18/2008 7:33:42 AM PDT by LS (CNN is the Amtrak of News)
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To: PJ-Comix

We have a Sony Reader PRS-505 we’re very happy with. It’s similar, but instead of using the cell-phone networks, you have to plug it into a USB port on your computer. If you’re going to be primarily reading free PDFs, this is better than the Kindle, because it is free to transfer the file. However, I suspect Sony’s online store is less complete than Amazon’s.


7 posted on 05/18/2008 7:36:13 AM PDT by kc8ukw
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm torn between the Kindle and Bookeen's Cybook, which accepts open formats. I'm glad they have added some support for other formats, but I don't want to have to pay 99 cents to put them on the device. I already have hundreds, maybe thousands, of e-books in plain text or pdf files. I'd like to just be able to upload them.
8 posted on 05/18/2008 7:39:08 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: PJ-Comix

At 400 bucks, I’ll have to pass. Looks cool, though.


9 posted on 05/18/2008 7:46:16 AM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Can I check out and download books from the library (where I get 95% of my books from)? Until I can do that, I’m not interested.


10 posted on 05/18/2008 7:50:28 AM PDT by shorty_harris
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To: PJ-Comix

If it’s worth reading it isn’t available in e-book.


11 posted on 05/18/2008 7:50:58 AM PDT by RightWhale (You are reading this now)
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To: Paul Heinzman
I'm sitting at my computer waiting for my EMAIL from Jeff Bezos asking me about my Kindle ideas so that he can send me my FREE Kindle plus FREE lifetime subscription to all subscriptions.
12 posted on 05/18/2008 7:52:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: Richard Kimball
The last time I got a corporate Freebie was from Baskin Robbins. It was in the San Fernando Valley in California. The day was hotter than hell. I think over 100 degrees. So I go into a Baskin Robbins and order a large (triple scoop?) chocolate truffle ice cream in a waffle cone. Okay, the guy grabs the waffle cone with his bare hand. The hand has some cuts and sores. I watch in amazement as he scoops the ice cream into the waffle cone. Now, I'm not the most fussy of people but this was too much even for me. So I tell the manager nearby that I REFUSE to eat that waffle cone because of the cuts and sores on the hand. The guy with the bad hand looked as if he were about to argue with me when suddenly a voice behind me spoke out:

"This customer is absolutely right. You can never serve cones with bare hands so give him whatever he wants absolutely free."

I turned to the voice and it was a guy with a fancy suit sitting with a couple of other guys in fancy suits. As it turned out, they were big execs from the Baskin Robbins corporate headquarters. Why they were in that particular Baskin Robbins I don't know. Maybe they were checking up on operations or, like me, just wanted ice cream because of the extreme heat outside.

The store manager gave the cut hand guy a dirty look and told him to go out back and STAY there. Then he served me up what I ordered.

The feeling was like that Annie Hall scene where some guy started arguing with the Woody Allen character about Marshall McLuhan and the Allen character actually pulled Marshall McLuhan himself from the movie line to tell the other guy he was an idiot.

Okay, I got me a freebie ice cream cone but somehow I would much rather prefer a freebie Kindle.

13 posted on 05/18/2008 8:05:25 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix; TopDog2
I want to know more...related thread:

E Ink unveils new paper-thin display cells

Can you change the Font size?

How do I save books?

14 posted on 05/18/2008 8:06:06 AM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (No Burkas for my Grandaughters!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Do these things do color pictures?


15 posted on 05/18/2008 8:07:50 AM PDT by mamelukesabre (Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ping to read later


16 posted on 05/18/2008 8:08:09 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?" -- Galatians 4:16)
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To: PJ-Comix
I used to have a Gemstar eBook. It wasn't new technology but it had good storage and a nice on-line store (incl. Powells.com). After getting books, magazines, and daily newspapers on it, I was sold. Then, Gemstar went out of business and POOF, no more new content. The only thing that chapped me was the price of the books. Sure, classics were virtually free, but there was little discount on new releases if the eBook versions were available at all.

The technology on the Kindle is nice (!!!) and I considered buying one, but the content price still isn't worth it to me. For example, Ann Coulter’s book “If Dems had Brains...” is $16.47 on hardback, $11.16 on paperback, and $9.99 on Kindle (Amazon prices). Not a stellar price break. Jim Nantz’s new book isn't on Kindle yet.

After the Gemstar loss, I rediscovered the local library. It's only 1 mile from my house and I can generally get any book I want on the first visit. Call me cheap, but nothing beats FREE.

So, for me, I would happily invest $400 in the Kindle if:
1. The Kindle versions were available on all new releases
2. Kindle book prices were around $5-6.

k.

17 posted on 05/18/2008 8:10:32 AM PDT by kdot
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To: mamelukesabre
Do these things do color pictures?

No but I know how they can be provided with NO change to the eInk technology. And for that info, I only want a free Kindle plus lifetime subscriptions to all publications. I am standing by and checking my e-mail, Jeff.

18 posted on 05/18/2008 8:12:22 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wish something like that would happen to me at the Harley dealership.


19 posted on 05/18/2008 8:14:23 AM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: Richard Kimball
Wish something like that would happen to me at the Harley dealership.

Try asking. Back in my single days, I sent a letter to Old Spice telling them that I loved their after shave and cologne because women would instantly swoon over me as soon as they caught a whiff of that stuff. I actually didn't ask them for any freebies but they sent me a bunch of coupons for FREE Old Spice products.

20 posted on 05/18/2008 8:19:57 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Good luck with that. I know you’re slick, but that’s going to be a stretch.


21 posted on 05/18/2008 8:40:21 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Now if Apple was to enter the market the products would fly off the shelves.


22 posted on 05/18/2008 8:51:24 AM PDT by Orange1998
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To: PJ-Comix

I’ve thought about buying a Kindle, and have read many of the reviews on Amazon. I’m going to wait though, to see if they make any improvements to it down the road, or if any other e-book reader comes available that will suit my needs. A check on Amazon for e-books from my favorite writers has come up short, so to me it’s not worth an investment at this time. I’m retired and read a lot of books. Right now I buy most of my books used, either at used book stores or through Amazon or Alibris. Once I’ve read them, I list them for sale on eBay, and get back most of what I paid for them to begin with.


23 posted on 05/18/2008 9:04:10 AM PDT by mass55th
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m waiting for a digital paper version that can go through the wash in my jean pockets.


24 posted on 05/18/2008 9:11:58 AM PDT by bvw
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach

Yes you can change the font size. There are six different sizes to choose from. When you place a book on your Kindle, either through Whispernet or USB, it is there until you get rid of it. One cool thing is that the books you order from Amazon are always saved for you on the Amazon website. You can re-download them at any time.

BTW, all those classics that the review above mentioned are available for FREE at various sites. You can also get your documents converted for FREE through Amazon, but you’ll have to move those over to your Kindle through USB instead of Whispernet. The 10 cents charge is for Whispernet delivery.

I love my Kindle and it is well worth the $399 if you read a lot. I’ve had mine for almost two months and have saved over $140 already. OH! BTW again, besides the classics, there are a lot of current books available for FREE also. FREE is good :-)


25 posted on 05/18/2008 9:27:34 AM PDT by TopDog2
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To: PJ-Comix
Speaking of e-books, your post got me thinking that I hadn't searched for a program that reads the .lit format (Microsoft's closed e-book format) on the Mac. I found one. It's called Maclit and if any of your readers are interested, they might check it out here.

This was the last format I've been missing. It wasn't a big deal because I usually put my .lit files on my Pocket PC to read.

26 posted on 05/18/2008 9:55:23 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Good luck with that. I know you’re slick, but that’s going to be a stretch.

I'll tell you something that is NOT a stretch. I made PayPal the successful company that it became. I posted before about this. What happened is that in early Jan. 2000, PayPal was still a very small company. They were oriented towards using Palm Pilots to "beam" money to pay for meals at restaurants. Anyway, I checked eBay and did a search. Only about a dozen auctions were using PayPal so I sent an e-mail suggesting that they change their orientation towards eBay auctions and using PayPal auction banners. I followed this up with a phone call to their marketing director, Jack Selby. I pitched the idea on the phone but for some reason I thought he was unenthusiastic about the idea.

Several days later I called Selby up again and stated that even though I might have come off as a "nutcase" that, dammit, my idea was a good one. I continued on in this vein while Selby was trying to get a word in edgewise. Finally he was able to interrupt me to tell me they LOVED my idea about using PayPal for eBay auctions and that they had already initiated the PayPal auction banners right after my previous phone call. Well, to make a long story short, by that March, PayPal grew at an astronomical rate to over 300,000 auctions on eBay. You want to know who made that company? Yours Truly. And anybody is welcome to contact Jack Selby to verify this account.

So my wanting a freebie Kindle (and free book and publication subscriptions for life) is hardly a stretch. If my idea is even a tenth as good as the one I gave to PayPal then it is well worth it.

27 posted on 05/18/2008 12:49:03 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
They were oriented towards using Palm Pilots to "beam" money to pay for meals at restaurants.

Since Diner's Club had been doing that since the late 50's I'd say you were correct that they needed a new business model. I wasn't dissing you, sorry if it came across that way.

28 posted on 05/18/2008 1:05:24 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
No, I didn't think you were dissing me but it did bring back memories of PayPal. BTW, check out this PODCAST interview with Jack Selby. The first seven minutes are about the early days of PayPal. As you will hear, that idea of using Palm Pilots to "beam" payment really didn't work out. Plus Jack also states that they didn't take off until they oriented PayPal towards auctions payments. And they didn't do that until YOURS TRULY contacted Selby and suggested orienting specifically towards eBay auctions and using PayPal auction banners. From that point on, PayPal went thru the roof in terms of subscribers and ended up becoming the primary method for online payments.

Any enterprising business reporter out there is welcome to dig into this account of what really made PayPal a success.

29 posted on 05/18/2008 1:11:50 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I love my eink reader. When my daughter unexpectedly ended up in the hospital for two weeks, it was the only thing keeping me sane. Stuck a 2GB SD card in that sucker and never looked back. One of the overlooked pleasures of these devices is efficient one handed reading.

I have a Sony Reader, Book Designer 4.0, and Azureus. These things do not go together, nosirreebob, completely incompatible. I never use them in concert nor has the thought crossed my mind. I do not advise replicating your print book collection in any way other than slicing through the bindings and laboriously handscanning them through an OCR device.


30 posted on 05/18/2008 1:25:52 PM PDT by Eepsy (12-26-2008 +1)
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To: Richard Kimball
Wish something like that would happen to me at the Harley dealership.

Of course, at a Harley Dealership you have to be suspicious of an employee who doesn't have cuts and bruises on his hands.

31 posted on 05/18/2008 1:57:50 PM PDT by Erasmus (Nihilism never amounted to anything.)
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To: PJ-Comix
If I bought a Kindle, the first thing I'd get would be Fahrenheit 451, for the sheer irony of it all.
32 posted on 05/18/2008 2:00:27 PM PDT by Erasmus (Nihilism never amounted to anything.)
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To: PJ-Comix
He talks a lot about RFID, which has fallen into what the Gartner Group calls "the trench of disillusion." I think it will stay there for a while; even Walmart couldn't make it work.

You have good ideas. Practical ideas. You should register an LLC and sell them.

Don't give away your wisdom. Sell it, man!

33 posted on 05/18/2008 2:44:43 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
PayPal was going nowhere with their idea of Palm Pilot to Palm Pilot transactions. The whole orientation was for use at restaurants, etc. to make payments. I know they didn't even consider the potential of using it on eBay auctions until I contacted them. Auction Banner idea was mine too.

Hey, I also have a way that Sunday newspapers can VASTLY increase their circulations. But how to let them know without some guarantee of compensation? Believe me, with this idea even many people here that haven't bought a Sunday newspaper in ages would EAGERLY be buying the Sunday edition every week.

34 posted on 05/18/2008 3:08:17 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Quit giving this away, man. You have to become a business. Smart guy like you, no reason you shouldn't be making big money. You think so far outside the box that you can't even see the box anymore.

DUmmie FUnnies should always be free. Everything else, you charge for.

35 posted on 05/18/2008 3:50:15 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Okay, so I have an idea on how to save a lot of newspapers by vastly expanding their Sunday circulation. 1. How to make the newspapers aware of this? 2. How to keep them from stealing the idea with no remuneration?

Right now I am watching the "Chief Innovation Officer" of the Tribune Co. toss ideas at the wall one after another, hoping that some or even one will work. He even came up with the idea of repainting the L.A. Times vans as if that will somehow increase circulation. Another idea of his is to repeat on page after page over and over again that they are "Green" because they are using recycled paper. I call that annoying.

36 posted on 05/18/2008 4:03:40 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Just did a bit of research. In states such as here in Florida or Nevada this idea would work. In most other states it wouldn’t. Okay, the Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel and the Miami Herald both have plunging circulations so this idea would definitely help them. The FUnniest thing is that certain people in both newspapers really don’t like ol’ PJ at all. It would KILL them to have to take advice from me. Of course, in the meantime their revenues are falling, falling, falling so they just might have to swallow their pride on that one. Hee! Hee!


37 posted on 05/18/2008 4:20:23 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

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38 posted on 05/18/2008 5:59:59 PM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Now I’m going to have to try that. Every time I want something, I’ll have to shoot off a letter first to see if I can get it for free.


39 posted on 05/18/2008 6:37:28 PM PDT by MitchellC (Thomas Sowell: 'I will be delighted.. if someone with such views gets elected.' ArmorforCongress.com)
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To: PJ-Comix
I also have a way that Sunday newspapers can VASTLY increase their circulations.

Page 3 girls?
40 posted on 05/18/2008 6:44:55 PM PDT by MitchellC (Thomas Sowell: 'I will be delighted.. if someone with such views gets elected.' ArmorforCongress.com)
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To: MitchellC

I was torn for several months on whether to purchase the Kindle or not. I have had the Sony and another ebook reader or two. I didn’t keep any of the pre-kindle versions very long.

Finally broke down a few weeks ago and got the Kindle.The more I use it, the more I really love it.

Pros
> Great display/crisp/will not tire your eyes
> Instant book downloads
> ebooks are cheaper
> Subscriptions to blogs and regular news updates
> all done wirelessly
> tight integration with Amazon (may be a turn off for some)

Cons
> Ergonomics are horrible
> too easy to press next/previous page buttons
> a little slow in navigation
> battery life not great (if you leave wireless on)
> limited selection, especially magazines, and newspapers

To me, it is basically the ipod/itunes of ebook readers. If they had just gotten the ergonomics as good as the ipod, it would be a killer. Hoping they fix a lot in version 2.

Regardless of the issues, once you start using the Kindle, you will take it everywhere with you.

If you like to read, I would suggest purchasing one.


41 posted on 05/18/2008 7:02:03 PM PDT by gswilder
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To: PJ-Comix

Good luck. The way newspaper sales have plunged, they need all the help they can get.


42 posted on 05/19/2008 2:42:57 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: gswilder

Even without my idea on how they can bypass their eInk limitations to provide color graphics and videos, they should send me a FREE Kindle just for all the good publicity I’ve generated for them.


43 posted on 05/19/2008 6:00:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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A bit of trivia about Jeff Bezos. He went to High School in South Florida. Palmetto Senior High School, to be exact. I graduated the year before he did. We were aquaintances. Actually, we were mild friends. He was the smartest guy in the school, but not an ultra nerd. Almost a "normal" guy. But he DID have the same stupid laugh he has today.

I shoulda made better friends with him, and INVESTED...

44 posted on 05/19/2008 7:59:53 AM PDT by Paradox (Politics: The art of convincing the populace that your delusions are superior to others.)
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I’m still waiting for that happy e-mail from Jeff.


45 posted on 05/19/2008 8:30:12 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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