DUmmie FUnnies 07-11-08 (DUmmie Flees FISA Like The Von Trapp Family)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 11, 2008 | DUmmie Oregone, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Paul Heinzman]

So now, I look ahead.

Now you look a fool.

[Paul Heinzman]

Without a doubt, I look forward to having Universal Health Care in 3 months from now.

Which means you'll probably be making a visit to the States in about 4 months or so.

[Paul Heinzman]

Just heading north To Vancouver Island..leaving in a few hours actually.

Well, again, we're really going to miss you. I guess our loss is Canada's gain.

[Paul Heinzman]

Live your life and chase your dreams, ensure the safety of your family and loved ones, and let your heart guide you to better pastures. Of course, you will never know how green that grass is until you stand there, and sometimes you will never know how brown your own is until you stand elsewhere. Wherever you stand, stand for yourself and your family.

And all the platitudes you can pack into your car as you travel the road of life. Just remember, no matter what, the bastards can't take that away from you.

[Paul Heinzman]

Things are bad here, certainly the worst I've seen in my lifetime, and frankly, some things are downright insane --

I get that same feeling when I visit DU.

[mikrofon]

I've recently gained permanent residency in my new hometown Kiev, Ukraine

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Flew in from Miami Beach DUAC
Had to get away from the Right,
All the way Marx' paperback was on my knee
America's a dreadful blight-
I'm back in the USSR*
You don't know how lucky you are, boy
Back in the USSR*
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(* Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic)

[Paul Heinzman]

I left the USA 09/30/2005. Took the easy way. By marriage.

That's your idea of "the easy way?" Stop! yer killin' me!

[mikrofon]

you see, I am a proletariat and have no money to have traveled much less move out of the country

Sorry you can't join your fellow travelers...

[mikrofon]

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Let’s start at the very beginning
A very good place to start
When you read you begin with A - B - C
When you laugh it begins with DU - MM - IE
DU - MM - IE , DU - MM - IE
The first six letters just happen to be, DU - MM - IE
DU - MM - IE
DU - MM - IE - AR - SO - FU - NN - IE....
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[FredZarguna]

Live your life and chase your dreams, ensure the safety of your family and loved ones. . . .

Rotate your tires.

Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their advice,
Even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss.....and when!

Consider that two wrongs never make a right
But that THREE.........do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.

[FredZarguna]

And dirty enough to pose as French. Don’t forget that part.

[Charles Henrickson]

Congratulations! You caught the “Deteriorata” reference.

[FredZarguna]

One of the great comedy albums of all time. The parody of John Lennon in his primal scream therapy days, Genius is Pain, still brings tears to my eyes.

[mondonico]

"I've recently gained permanent residency in my new hometown Kiev, Ukraine. I'm under no illusions that things are perfect here, or will be anytime soon."

Got that right, pal. Kiev's what, 100 km south of Chernobyl?