DUmmie FUnnies 07-11-08 (DUmmie Flees FISA Like The Von Trapp Family)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 11, 2008 | DUmmie Oregone, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

pursue your dream with vigor.

Pursue your dream with Viagra.

[Charles Henrickson]

Live your life and chase your dreams, ensure the safety of your family and loved ones, and let your heart guide you to better pastures.

Why am I reminded of the Hopi Indian Prayer?

[Charles Henrickson]

Live your life and chase your dreams, ensure the safety of your family and loved ones. . . .

Rotate your tires.

[Charles Henrickson]

you will never know how green that grass is until you stand there, and sometimes you will never know how brown your own is until you stand elsewhere.

How brown, thou clown?

[MrB]

Fascism is, and always has, come from and been supported by the Left. It is totalitarian, collectivist, and anti-individualist, ie, leftist/progressive.

Lenin cleverly redefined “fascism” as anything communists don’t like.

[Charles Henrickson]

Wherever you stand, stand for yourself and your family.

Stand up next to a mountain--and then climb it!

[Charles Henrickson]

Goodbye and good luck!

Good riddance! Don't let the door hit ya on the way out!

[beans36]

As is stands, our car is packed and our hopes are high, for tomorrow we depart on the last, and most important, leg of a 5 year journey of emigration.

Who wants to break the news to the DUmmie that he can't drive to France?

[Charles Henrickson]

I would be out of this police state in a heartbeat if I could.

What's stopping you? Head north, young DUmmie, head north!

[Not A Snowbird]

No worries.

We just don’t like to get down to the level of the DUmp. Have you looked at some of their postings over there? PJ has a hard time finding three consecutive words that are printable!

[Charles Henrickson]

Wed love to goto Scandinavia...thats where a lot of my family is from. But logistically, it makes things 10X as hard, if not more. . . .

Yeah, go to Scandinavia. Taxologically, they make taxes 10X as high, if not more. So you ought to love it there.

[Not A Snowbird]

I will certainly endeavour not to use the word “please” on this message board ever again.

Hahahaha! I just caught that.

I'm a little slow this morning. :-)

[Charles Henrickson]

[Yeah, why don't you go to Sweden, Von Oregone, and leech off the family Henrickson?]

It's spelled "Henriksson" over there. The name was Americanized to "Henrickson" when my grandpa came through Ellis Island.

[kevkrom]

TO THE STREETS! PERSON THE BARRICADES! DUAC!! DUAC!!

Do you hear the DUmmies sing?
Singing a song of spoiled children.
It is the music of the people
Who will not clean up the den.
When the typing of the keys
Echoes the pounding in Pitt's head
There is a rant about to start
If they can get out of bed!

Will you join in our crusade?
Who will sign up for the DUAC?
Beyond the glowing screen
Is there a 'pubbie you'd like to smack?
Then join in the fight
That will suppress the rights of the free!

Do you hear the DUmmies sing?
Singing a song of spoiled children.
It is the music of the people
Who will not clean up the den.
When the typing of the keys
Echoes the pounding in Pitt's head
There is a rant about to start
If they can get out of bed!

[Charles Henrickson]

[The family Henrickson is waiting for you in Sweden with open arms.]

When did you move to Sweden?

I DIDN'T move to Sweden. My grandparents moved FROM Sweden to America. But most of the family Henriksson is still over there, and I visit them from time to time.

But the Sweden my grandparents left is not the Sweden of today. Now it is much more socialist and much more secularized. That's what I don't like about it. I still enjoy going over there and seeing friends and family, the beautiful scenery, and just the feeling of being in one's ancestral homeland.

[Charles Henrickson]

if McCain wins, we might just be headed for Panama. . . .

A MAN, A PLAN, A MCCAIN--PANAMA!

[Charles Henrickson]

if McCain wins, we might just be headed for Panama. . . .

Ironic, since McCain was BORN in Panama!

[Charles Henrickson]

BC is beautiful!

BO is typical!

[Charles Henrickson]

Right behind you, but with a longer journey. We're afraid that Canada is too close. . . .

Quick! To the North Pole before it melts! Maybe you can share an ice floe with a polar bear and Wrong Way Flanagan.

[Charles Henrickson]

We're afraid that Canada is too close and too dependent on this fascist state. . . .

Nah, I think you would love it in al-Qanada.