DUmmie FUnnies 08-12-08 (DUmmies Discover John Edwards Is A Fraud)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 12, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[autumnraine]

The question of why didn’t he use his own money is exactly right. He set himself up for misappropriating campaign funds, but that is how a narccisist will work.

[Charles Henrickson]

John "Two Americas" Edwards has done an EXCELLENT job of fighting poverty--his OWN!

[bcsco]

The question of why didn’t he use his own money is exactly right. He set himself up for misappropriating campaign funds, but that is how a narccisist will work.

The finance chairman of the campaign claimed Edwards knew nothing about the money going to Reille Hunter. Yeah right. And now that same chairman is associated with the Obama campaign. Hmmmmmmm.

[Condor51]

I feel for those kids who had dreams that are going to be harder to get now.

Awwwwwwwwww these po' chillins'.

As 'Chef' might say....

To dream the impossible dream,
To fight the unbeatable foe,
To bear with unbearable sorrow,
To run where the brave dare not go.
To right the unrightable wrong,
To love pure and chaste from afar,
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star.
This is my quest, to follow that star,
No matter how hopeless, no matter how far,
To Fight for the right, without question or pause,
To be willing to march into hell for a heavenly cause;
And I know, if I'll only be true to this glorious quest,
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm...

Oh the heck with it chillin', just stay in School.

RIP 'Chef'
August 20, 1942 – August 10, 2008

[Purrcival]

Ah, the DUmmies: running from one con man to the next.

We saw the Clintons for what they are, the DUmmies didn’t.

We saw Edwards for who he is, the DUmmies didn’t.

We saw Obama for who he really is, and the DUmmies...

[alarm rider]

Memo To DUmmie Lurkers:

You people are getting fooled again. You didn't see it with Edwards (note: WE DID and told you so), and you are not seeing it with Obambi.

So, mark this date. I'm telling you right now, Obambi is a fake and a liar.

Have a nice day!

[day10]

Sometimes the ignorance of these people is just astounding.

[Charles Henrickson]

“This is the cause of my life.” —John Edwards, ca. 2007-2008

[reagan_fanatic]

We need all the enthusiasm we can muster to win

LOL - that doesn't sound like the DUmmies are expecting a slam-dunk in November, now does it?

[chesley]

Liberals are either evil or stupid.

The evil are the ones like John Edwards who will say whatever it takes to get power. This is the kind of hypocrite Jesus warned us about.

The stupid are the ones that fall for them. Conmen would have a field day with them. Whoops. They do

[Always Right]

Obama's record is in line with his words.

LOL, empty?

[Arrowhead1952]

Once upon a time John Edwards wanted to be president. “Poverty,” he said back then, “is the great moral issue of our century,” he told a group of students at Berkeley in 2005. “People living in poverty need you. And another thing: America needs you.”

[Once upon a time, quite recently, DUmmies BEEEEEEELEEEEEEVED in John Edwards.]

Repeat after me DUmmie, The Silky Pony said there were two Americas and he could care less about your America".

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I still believe that he genuinely cares about the "Two Americas" problem. After all this scandal stuff has blown over and the elections are over, I think Edwards will find a way to continue his work with eradicating poverty, at a level he can manage.

[Fool me once, fool me once again.]

The Silky Pony will never let you into his America DUmmie.

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I think that whatever time and attention can be brought to the issue is better than no time and no attention, regardless of Edwards' motives. He needed a prop, we needed the press. Ir's a wash.

[Proclaimed the brainwashed DUmmie.]

The Silky Pony thought he was invincible.

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No wonder Elizabeth is going along...if John ends up in prison, who will raise the kids???

[Ms Hunter?]

According to the wife of the impeached, X-42, it takes a village to raise kids……

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There is a picture that is emerging. It is one of massive amounts of cash being used to keep the paramour away from probing eyes for close to a year, if not longer. The cash likely originated with either campaign or nonprofit funds. Either way, it's potentially very serious trouble. There's got to be a paper trail that is damning. The only question is: will anyone ever require the production of that paper trail?

[Don't expect the MSM to require such a paper trail production although I'm sure the National Enquirer already has it on hand.]

Good luck finding any paper trail for any democrat candidate for any office.

[Arrowhead1952]

I haven't been on FR much for the past few days, but there was some talk on the local AM radio that the HUFPO had some discussion about the McCain ad slamming the BOWEL Movement after the US men took the gold in the Olympic 4 X 100 free style relay.

[MaineConservative]

And no more College for Everyone.

Really, DUmmies?? No more college for anybody?? I guess the NFL and NBA will have to start drafting High School players - since UCLA, Norte Dame, FSU will be closing!!

Yuck. What a weasel. We really lucked out with Obama.

You guys did luck out with that Socialist/Marxist?? Can you say President John McCain??

I feel for those kids who had dreams that are going to be harder to get now.

They can still have their dreams -- but not from the TAXPAYERS!!

What a horrendous fraud. God.

[Edwards or Obama?]

Both of them!!

[franksolich]

I dunno, P-J.

I watched this Edwards thing on Skins’s island from about the same minute the story broke there.

While it was of course entertaining, watching the primitives run in circles around their bonfires, yelling and screaming and wiggle-waggling their armpits at each other, it wasn’t really what one would call a major discombobulation.

It was more like a case of mass diarrhea among the primitives, out of control of themselves and splattering stuff all over the place.

My gut instinct tells me there’s going to be a Great Discombobulation among the primitives, probably sometime between late August and late October. I have no idea the nature of this Great Discombobulation, only that it’s going to happen.

Doug’s ex-wife’s stupid prank in April-May-June 2005, and the Bostonian Drunkard’s utter stupidity in May 2006 were big discombobulations.....but they weren’t what one would call a Great Discombobulation.

It’s coming, and I can hardly wait.

[Dooderbutt]

Guys - I thought you might want to check this out - could be good for a FUnnie! : http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6625182

[NathanR]

The obvious cure for poverty is to get poor people pregnant, then enrich them with hush money.

Isn't that what AFDC is supposed to do?

[Paul Heinzman]

John Edwards Ends Fling With Anti-Poverty Center

He was diddling all those people too?

[Paul Heinzman]

We really lucked out with Obama.

Yeah...[snort]...really...[snnnnort]...lucked...hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha HA! HA! HAAAAAA! I can't...HEE! HEE! HEE! SNORT...finish.

[Paul Heinzman]

I'm numb.

You're DUmb.