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DUmmie FUnnies 08-12-08 (DUmmies Discover John Edwards Is A Fraud)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 12, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/12/2008 6:06:22 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies have FINALLY discovered that their erstwhile hero, John Edwards, was nothing but a complete fraud. Something the most of the rest of the world has known for years. What brought the DUmmies to this discovery was the fact that Edwards on top of ditching his scholarship program has also DUmped his completely self-serving poverty program. I guess no more poverty tours by the Silky Pony. Oh, and is okay now to shop at Walmart? You can see the DUmmies finally open their eyes tardily in this THREAD titled, "John Edwards Ends Fling With Anti-Poverty Center." The thread starts out quoting a Harper's Magazine ARTICLE describing the termination of Edwards' politically motivated "anti-poverty center." So let us now watch the DUmmies be let down by yet another liberal icon in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that John Edwards is just $10 away from ending poverty in our time, is in the [brackets]:

John Edwards Ends Fling With Anti-Poverty Center

[I'm still not sure whether Edwards ended his other fling.]

Once upon a time John Edwards wanted to be president. “Poverty,” he said back then, “is the great moral issue of our century,” he told a group of students at Berkeley in 2005. “People living in poverty need you. And another thing: America needs you.”

[Once upon a time, quite recently, DUmmies BEEEEEEELEEEEEEVED in John Edwards.]

To show his own dedication, Edwards “created a tax-exempt nonprofit dedicated to fighting poverty”, reported the New York Times.

[It was really dedicated to winning votes for Edwards.]

In other words, the Center may have done some good, but its primary purpose was to serve as a vehicle for Edwards’ political career. Indeed, it appears to be very similar to the bogus “Reform Institute” that John McCain set up after his defeat to George W. Bush in 2000, and which was designed to keep alive his presidential ambitions and reward his cronies.

[Harper's can't expose Edwards without taking a shot at McCain.]

Edwards of course lost his bid for the Democratic presidential nomination this year, and guess what happened to his big anti-poverty initiative? That’s right–it appears he pulled the plug on it

[Because the National Enquirer pulled the plug on Edwards' political career.]

About a week before Edwards acknowledged having an affair with Rielle Hunter, Edwards quietly shut down a “scholarship program he started at an Eastern North Carolina high school–a program he once promised would be a model for the nation under an Edwards presidency,” reports the Raleigh News & Observer:

[Another program no longer needed by Edwards.]

But now Edwards is no longer a presidential candidate, and with revelation of his affair, his political career is probably over as well. And no more College for Everyone. And incidentally, it doesn’t look like Edwards’ Center for Promise and Opportunity Foundation did any other notable anti-poverty work, and the group itself appears to be largely defunct. The foundation has no website, and, after examining tax records, my colleague Sebastian Jones determined that it was largely indistinguishable from the College for Everyone program.

[Both programs should have simply been called "Edwards '08" since that was their SOLE function. And now on to the disillusioned DUmmies...]

Yuck. What a weasel. We really lucked out with Obama.

[Fool me once, fool me once again.]

I'm numb. I'm just not going to believe in anything or anyone until the pony with a pink ribbon shows up at my house with the ownership papers in my name.

[That's the Silky Pony with the pink ribbon.]

His words were compelling, but there are others genuinely working within the government to try to create a better life for every one. Obama's record is in line with his words. That does not mean he will be perfect by everyone's view - that's not possible. But, we need to not let one bad apple spoil the whole bunch. We need all the enthusiasm we can muster to win.

[Translation: "Fool us again!"]

Oh God. Tell me this isn't true. The affair is nothing. Going back on THIS, his ideas, WILL undercut his reputation. No, don't do it, John...

[Yeah, that wonderful sterling reputation will be undercut.]

I feel for those kids who had dreams that are going to be harder to get now.

[Hey! What about poor Edwards and his lost dream of entering the Oval Office?]

I'm thinking this is a bigger issue than his affair.

[It's FUn watching disillusioned DUmmies!]

John Edwards should not have stepped down! If he is truly committed to fighting poverty, he should continue his work to improve life on a whole.

[You want Edwards to act like Mahatma Gandhi from inside his North Carolina palace?]

Many here saw him as an opportunist - this doesn't look good.

[GASP! How dare you call Edwards an opportunist?]

I voted for Edwards during the primaries because poverty was his issue. But I knew he'd never get the nomination. I still believe that he genuinely cares about the "Two Americas" problem. After all this scandal stuff has blown over and the elections are over, I think Edwards will find a way to continue his work with eradicating poverty, at a level he can manage.

[Fool me once, fool me once again.]

Poverty is not an issue that should be used as prop between elections. Too many times the disenfranchised and unfortunate are used to make points and move on. It needs to be a commitment to make a real difference. Edwards does not get a pass on this one.

[But Obama does get a pass on ACORN.]

I think that whatever time and attention can be brought to the issue is better than no time and no attention, regardless of Edwards' motives. He needed a prop, we needed the press. Ir's a wash.

[Proclaimed the brainwashed DUmmie.]

I did not caucus for Edwards but he was my second choice if Obama had not been viable as a candidate in our state.

[Pied Piper Pitt, when it was safe to do so, proclaimed Edwards as his FIRST choice.]

The word "exploitation" comes to mind.

[The word "suckers" comes to mind.]

There is no mainstream Democratic candidate that did not "exploit" a signature issue. That's what politicians do, isn't it? I'm sorry if you guys are upset with Edwards. Maybe I'm just too cynical to live any more.

[Stated our too cynical to live friend, DUmmie sfexpat2000.]

And so begings the unmasking of a Snake oil salesman There was never a doubt in my mind this guy was full of it from the get go. Nice to see my BS detector is still working.

[That BS detector wasn't working for Pied Piper Pitt who proclaimed Edwards to have been his man...but only when it was safe to do so.]

Now he wants to solve poverty one middle aged woman at a time. He'll pick one each year, and with the help of his buddy, Mr. Baron, will lift out of poverty the chosen woman for the year.

[Nice to know that the poverty money did help at least one person. Actually two since it also helped Andrew Young, the "father" of his love child.]

It's becoming increasingly clear that Edwards' real cause was John Edwards.

[Really?]

We should have be suspicious of a guy who spends more than $100 on a haircut.

[And don't forget those cucumber cream facials at the Pink Sapphire Spa.]

I thought it was silly when people concentrated so much on his haircut, or his house, but really those stories were indicative of a much bigger problem - overwhelming narcissism. At this point, I don't think Edwards is a fundamentally good person at all, or someone who made a mistake. He was a con man, who used real social issues to advance his own ambitions. Which might just be another way of saying he's a typical politician. But Edwards' narcissism seems incredible even for a politician. And it angers me to think of how he used the donations of working-class people to fund his own ego. Thank God he dropped out before I wasted a vote on him. But con man or no, Edwards did manage to bring the issue of poverty to the forefront in a way that influenced both Obama & Clinton, so I guess there's a positive effect from his run.

[It sounds like you are STILL being conned. And how much money did YOU send to Bev Harris?]

It looks like he wasn't just screwing Ms. Hunter.

[All DUmmies are Ms. Hunters.]

He should not have run. I'm surprised by how many people supported him. I couldn't stand listening to him. His lies were written all over his face.

[William Rivers Pitt trusted John Edwards every bit as much as he trusted Jason Leopold.]

When Gore didn't jump in, I decided to support Edwards. After he dropped out, I supported Obama. I feel so deceived.

[BWAHAHAHAHA!!! You keep getting deceived over and over and over again.]

Did people know when they were donating to an anti-poverty center that the money was primary going into Edwards pockets?

[Edwards learned from Bev Harris how easy it is to scam the Left.]

Actually, digging in even DEEPER into poverty work would be about the best rehab for his reputation that he could do. He could have shown us that no matter his flaws and failings as a human and a candidate, at least he was sincere about his supposed life's work. What's he going to do now, go back to the hedge-fund deal?

[Off course. Edwards will go back to the hedge funds in order to learn more about poverty.]

He better do work in poverty, digging latrines if he has to so he can get a reputation again. this is disconcerting to say the least. why cut off the scholarship thing? He could write that off.

[That what the Greaseman had to do to get his non-talent back on the radio.]

I hope Obama makes a better VP choice than either Kerry or Gore made.

[Eliot Spitzer?]

He played us all as fools in his own pursuit of narcissism and self-interest. Just because he's a Democrat doesn't mean I will give him a free pass or somehow seek to excuse what he did. The affair is none of our business - but in this political environment and media - the lies and deception are unforgivable.

[It's not hard to play you as fools when you start out as fools.]

No wonder Elizabeth is going along...if John ends up in prison, who will raise the kids???

[Ms Hunter?]

Shutting down the scholarship program would be a big mistake. It would seal the perception that John Edwards is a sleazy opportunist.

[That door has already been sealed tightly shut.]

It looks like he's trying to cover up the money trail, doesn't it? The scholarship Foundation & the Center for Progress were both dissolved shortly after the Enquirer "hush money" story ran. IMO not a coincidence. Since the Center isn't technically a political organization, it doesn't have to file expenditure or donor reports w/the FEC. Which would make it a good slush fund. I wonder why Edwards refused to release the list of donors for the Center - maybe the Fortress hedge fund was funding it? Also, the Center hasn't filed an annual report to the IRS since 2005, & there's been reports that the Center spent $200,000 for unknown "consultants". Most probably, political consultants, although at this point I wouldn't be surprised if his fixer Baron or Hunter herself were paid consultants as well.

[I'm praying that the corruption trial of John Edwards appears on Court TV.]

There is a picture that is emerging. It is one of massive amounts of cash being used to keep the paramour away from probing eyes for close to a year, if not longer. The cash likely originated with either campaign or nonprofit funds. Either way, it's potentially very serious trouble. There's got to be a paper trail that is damning. The only question is: will anyone ever require the production of that paper trail?

[Don't expect the MSM to require such a paper trail production although I'm sure the National Enquirer already has it on hand.]

Isn't Edwards a gazillionaire lawyer? Why didn't he use his own money?

[Because his money was diverted to personal palace production.]

What a horrendous fraud. God.

[Edwards or Obama?]

This is the same guy who took a job for a hedge fund and when called on it, claimed it was so he could learn about poverty.

[That lame excuse was good enough for Pied Piper Pitt.]


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To: PJ-Comix

The question of why didn’t he use his own money is exactly right. He set himself up for misappropriating campaign funds, but that is how a narccisist will work.


21 posted on 08/12/2008 6:33:09 AM PDT by autumnraine
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To: PJ-Comix
John "Two Americas" Edwards has done an EXCELLENT job of fighting poverty--his OWN!


22 posted on 08/12/2008 6:35:13 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Two John Edwardses.)
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To: autumnraine; PJ-Comix
The question of why didn’t he use his own money is exactly right. He set himself up for misappropriating campaign funds, but that is how a narccisist will work.

The finance chairman of the campaign claimed Edwards knew nothing about the money going to Reille Hunter. Yeah right. And now that same chairman is associated with the Obama campaign. Hmmmmmmm.

23 posted on 08/12/2008 6:35:56 AM PDT by bcsco (Obama: SPINciple in chief!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I feel for those kids who had dreams that are going to be harder to get now.
Awwwwwwwwww these po' chillins'.

As 'Chef' might say....


To dream the impossible dream,
To fight the unbeatable foe,
To bear with unbearable sorrow,
To run where the brave dare not go.
To right the unrightable wrong,
To love pure and chaste from afar,
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star.
This is my quest, to follow that star,
No matter how hopeless, no matter how far,
To Fight for the right, without question or pause,
To be willing to march into hell for a heavenly cause;
And I know, if I'll only be true to this glorious quest,
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm...

Oh the heck with it chillin', just stay in School.

RIP 'Chef'
August 20, 1942 – August 10, 2008
24 posted on 08/12/2008 6:43:32 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ah, the DUmmies: running from one con man to the next.

We saw the Clintons for what they are, the DUmmies didn’t.

We saw Edwards for who he is, the DUmmies didn’t.

We saw Obama for who he really is, and the DUmmies...


25 posted on 08/12/2008 6:43:43 AM PDT by Purrcival (Sign the petition at http://www.callbackcongress.com/)
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To: kenth
Memo To DUmmie Lurkers:

You people are getting fooled again. You didn't see it with Edwards (note: WE DID and told you so), and you are not seeing it with Obambi.

So, mark this date. I'm telling you right now, Obambi is a fake and a liar.

Have a nice day!

26 posted on 08/12/2008 6:45:44 AM PDT by alarm rider (Peace! through superior fire power....)
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To: Army Air Corps

Sometimes the ignorance of these people is just astounding.


27 posted on 08/12/2008 6:49:53 AM PDT by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: 50sDad; kenth; PJ-Comix

“This is the cause of my life.” —John Edwards, ca. 2007-2008


28 posted on 08/12/2008 6:56:14 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Two John Edwardses.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We need all the enthusiasm we can muster to win

LOL - that doesn't sound like the DUmmies are expecting a slam-dunk in November, now does it?
29 posted on 08/12/2008 7:12:26 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic ("And how can this be? For I am the Kwisatz Haderach! " - Barack Obama)
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To: PJ-Comix
Liberals are either evil or stupid.

The evil are the ones like John Edwards who will say whatever it takes to get power. This is the kind of hypocrite Jesus warned us about.

The stupid are the ones that fall for them. Conmen would have a field day with them. Whoops. They do

30 posted on 08/12/2008 7:29:41 AM PDT by chesley ( Ya can't make chick'n dumplin's outta chick'n feathers!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama's record is in line with his words.

LOL, empty?

31 posted on 08/12/2008 7:35:03 AM PDT by Always Right (Obama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Once upon a time John Edwards wanted to be president. “Poverty,” he said back then, “is the great moral issue of our century,” he told a group of students at Berkeley in 2005. “People living in poverty need you. And another thing: America needs you.”

[Once upon a time, quite recently, DUmmies BEEEEEEELEEEEEEVED in John Edwards.]

Repeat after me DUmmie, The Silky Pony said there were two Americas and he could care less about your America".


I still believe that he genuinely cares about the "Two Americas" problem. After all this scandal stuff has blown over and the elections are over, I think Edwards will find a way to continue his work with eradicating poverty, at a level he can manage.

[Fool me once, fool me once again.]

The Silky Pony will never let you into his America DUmmie.


I think that whatever time and attention can be brought to the issue is better than no time and no attention, regardless of Edwards' motives. He needed a prop, we needed the press. Ir's a wash.

[Proclaimed the brainwashed DUmmie.]

The Silky Pony thought he was invincible.


No wonder Elizabeth is going along...if John ends up in prison, who will raise the kids???

[Ms Hunter?]

According to the wife of the impeached, X-42, it takes a village to raise kids……


There is a picture that is emerging. It is one of massive amounts of cash being used to keep the paramour away from probing eyes for close to a year, if not longer. The cash likely originated with either campaign or nonprofit funds. Either way, it's potentially very serious trouble. There's got to be a paper trail that is damning. The only question is: will anyone ever require the production of that paper trail?

[Don't expect the MSM to require such a paper trail production although I'm sure the National Enquirer already has it on hand.]

Good luck finding any paper trail for any democrat candidate for any office.

32 posted on 08/12/2008 7:54:01 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Paul Heinzman
I haven't been on FR much for the past few days, but there was some talk on the local AM radio that the HUFPO had some discussion about the McCain ad slamming the BOWEL Movement after the US men took the gold in the Olympic 4 X 100 free style relay.
33 posted on 08/12/2008 7:58:13 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)
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To: PJ-Comix
And no more College for Everyone.

Really, DUmmies?? No more college for anybody?? I guess the NFL and NBA will have to start drafting High School players - since UCLA, Norte Dame, FSU will be closing!!

Yuck. What a weasel. We really lucked out with Obama.

You guys did luck out with that Socialist/Marxist?? Can you say President John McCain??

I feel for those kids who had dreams that are going to be harder to get now.

They can still have their dreams -- but not from the TAXPAYERS!!

What a horrendous fraud. God.

[Edwards or Obama?]

Both of them!!

34 posted on 08/12/2008 8:15:45 AM PDT by MaineConservative (Charlie Summers -- an Iraqi Vet and businessman for Maine's CD-1)
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To: PJ-Comix

I dunno, P-J.

I watched this Edwards thing on Skins’s island from about the same minute the story broke there.

While it was of course entertaining, watching the primitives run in circles around their bonfires, yelling and screaming and wiggle-waggling their armpits at each other, it wasn’t really what one would call a major discombobulation.

It was more like a case of mass diarrhea among the primitives, out of control of themselves and splattering stuff all over the place.

My gut instinct tells me there’s going to be a Great Discombobulation among the primitives, probably sometime between late August and late October. I have no idea the nature of this Great Discombobulation, only that it’s going to happen.

Doug’s ex-wife’s stupid prank in April-May-June 2005, and the Bostonian Drunkard’s utter stupidity in May 2006 were big discombobulations.....but they weren’t what one would call a Great Discombobulation.

It’s coming, and I can hardly wait.


35 posted on 08/12/2008 11:58:02 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Paul Heinzman

Guys - I thought you might want to check this out - could be good for a FUnnie! : http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6625182


36 posted on 08/12/2008 12:51:07 PM PDT by Dooderbutt (Al Gore - now the most sanctimonious lardbutt Yank on the planet ~ D. Thompson)
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To: kenth
The obvious cure for poverty is to get poor people pregnant, then enrich them with hush money.

Isn't that what AFDC is supposed to do?

37 posted on 08/12/2008 1:39:23 PM PDT by NathanR ( Drill here. Drill now. Pay less.)
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To: PJ-Comix
John Edwards Ends Fling With Anti-Poverty Center

He was diddling all those people too?

38 posted on 08/12/2008 2:46:39 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Let's break out the booze and have a ball if that's all...there is.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We really lucked out with Obama.

Yeah...[snort]...really...[snnnnort]...lucked...hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha HA! HA! HAAAAAA! I can't...HEE! HEE! HEE! SNORT...finish.

39 posted on 08/12/2008 2:55:29 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Let's break out the booze and have a ball if that's all...there is.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm numb.

You're DUmb.

40 posted on 08/12/2008 2:56:35 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Let's break out the booze and have a ball if that's all...there is.)
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