DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-08 (Sarah Palin's Debate Performance Enrages DUmmies)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2008 | P.J. Gladnick

[chesley]

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[MEGoody]

LOL The Libs are terrified of Governor Palin.

[FreeAtlanta]

lol, they probably think she is evil because she was actually starting to connect with what little good and logic that remains inside them. No one else has been able to do that, so they are repulsed. In their world right is wrong and wrong is right. They are confused little people and I feel really sorry for them. Every night I pray for their healing and sanity.

[MEGoody]

How about “A 10 pound watermelon for all if you vote for Obama”?

[KarlInOhio]

So she is not an idiot: she's just happy to be completely ignorant and incurious. She's aggressively ignorant, proud of it. To call her an idiot is to do a disservice to what she really is: evil.

I love how they truly cannot figure out whether the Republicans they hate are dumb as boxes of rocks or some Bond-style super genius villains.

I think it goes back to an SNL skit on Reagan where they showed him as a dottering fool passing out jellybeans when visitors were in the Oval Office but able to calculate interest on funding for the Contras down to the nearest cent in his head when only his advisors were there.

[NeoCaveman]

A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN FOR ALL IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN!

I'll take mine extra crispy please.

[kevkrom]

Can somebody really be so stupid as to seriously post an "I hate her with all my heart because she's full of hate!" statement? I guess you can be an idiot to such a degree that you don't even realize you're an idiot, but it takes a special breed.

They do it all the time, and never seem to see the irony of it. On the rare occasion they do note the incongruity, it just makes them hate the target more for making them hate the target in the first place because of the target's "hate".

Hence, why they're called "DUmmies".

[Buggman]

Dude, get it right: It's PMS, Palin Madness Syndrome.

[Arrowhead1952]

I aplogize for calling Palin an idiot. Clearly that is not the case.

[Because now Palin is a THREAT to your vision of a Bolshevik America.]

The case is the DUmmies are idiots.

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WE MUST WIN THIS ELECTION, PEOPLE. I think my brain will terminate its own synapses rather than being forced to listen to her loathsome ramblings. Send this woman back to Alaska and leave her there. We don't want her.

[Ah... I LOVE the smell of DUmmie desperation in the morning!]

That shouldn't take much to kill one brain cell!

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Her arrogance just blew me away.

Now quit talking about gwen ifill that way.

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She's BUSH and CHENEY rolled into one. And thus, she is very very dangerous.

[Dangerous. I LOVE it!!!]

Great news if the DUmmies are upset!!

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Some people were feeling sorry for her cuz of interviews with Katie. I didn't. Now they know what she really is. A heartless cunning bitch

[Feel the painful lash of the Mighty Sarah!!!]

If katie colic hadn't used so many gotcha questions, everyone would have known Gov Palin better before the debate.

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We should be very very afraid of the prospect of her as president.

[Better double up on your Depends.]

I am more afraid of the BOWEL Movement being POTUS.

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And she's just a typical small town American. Doesn't speak well for small towns, does it?

[Thanx for just writing off a few million voters.]

Typical, bitter white person and will continue to cling to my God, religion and guns.

[Incorrigible]

If Dick Cheney is Darth Vader, does this make Sarah the first female Sith Lord?

[CSM]

“She is the most frightening candidate that we’ve ever had to come this close to the White House.”

Yep, expecting individuals to be responsible for their own lives is very frightening to the group think that begs for the Feds to run their lives for them.

These DUmmies are truly dilusional.

[allmendream]

SNL's "Ladies Man"? "now we would all like to be with a beautiful super model, but for most of us that just isn't going to be a reality....that is why God invented the skank."

[svcw]

I wish when they said she lied, they would have elaborated.

Who would have thought a wink was evil. I guess being called dear by Ifill was not condescending.

They said they hate small town America - wow I did not know that ;->

[Not A Snowbird]

She's the second coming of Cheney

Yep. With better aim.

[ssaftler]

Can somebody really be so stupid as to seriously post an "I hate her with all my heart because she's full of hate!" statement?

I guess you can be an idiot to such a degree that you don't even realize you're an idiot, but it takes a special breed.

Welcome to the mind of the Barking Moonbat. Rational thought has no place in such a location. Clearly, the author of this diatribe is your typical Chardonnay-swilling, BMW-driving professional student living off of Mummy & Daddy's trust fund. You may not see too many in your section of New Jersey, but we're lousy with them here in Northern California.

[Terry Mross]

That “wink” was code! It was a secret message to Cheney. And this guy is envious that he can’t break it down.

[AFreeBird]

How about “A 10 pound watermelon for all if you vote for Obama”?

How about just an A-10 for all O voters.

[NeoCaveman]

She's the second coming of Cheney

Yep. With better aim.

True. If she shoots you, it's because she meant to do so.

[Loud Mime]

Hatred and conceit go hand-in-hand with those who want to take from some to give to others. They must hate those whom they wish to take from.....legal plunder is the term that applies here.

[netmilsmom]

I don't like her any more than I did before, but I felt like she did an OK job. But when she did that winking thing, my husband said, "We have to get this bitch, she's evil." Not sure why the winking set him off, but he is still bitching about it this morning.

Hubby got a stiffie from the wink and is trying to cover his embarrassment!!!!

I guess it worked because she is "not sure" what set him off. *snicker*