[3catsanadog]

My sister worked at the ER of a local hospital years ago.

One night a teenager came in with a vibrator stuck up his rectum. He couldn't get it out by himself.

Oh, and he couldn't get it shut off either.

[samtheman]

I knew a woman who worked in medical records in a Las Vegas hospital for many years and she said this kind of story was routine. And sometimes involved people who had their names in lights on the Strip.

[LiberConservative]

"... and he couldn't get it shut off either."

ROTFLMAO!!