Dear Liberals In Washington...

Barack O's Modern Life ^ | May 28, 2009

[ClassicLiberal]

Dear Liberals In Washington...

I DO NOT LIVE IN DC

I CANNOT AFFORD ‘FREE’ HEALTH CARE

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FICTICIOUS SCIENCE

I DO NOT LIVE IN A MAJOR CITY - THERE IS NO TRAIN RUNNING FROM MY HOUSE TO MY JOB

I DO NOT FEEL SAFE IN A CAR LIGHTER AND SMALLER THAN AN NFL LINEMAN

I CANNOT GET AWAY WITH NOT PAYING TAXES

I DO NOT PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT IN THE COMFORT OF A PRIVATE JET

I DO NOT PLAN ON RECEIVING A LAW DEGREE TO RUN A CAR AND BANKING COMPANY

I DO NOT CALL NAMES IN TIME OF DEBATE

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN PEACE THROUGH NAIEVETY

I AM NOT RICH

I VOLUNTEER AND DONATE WHEN I CAN AS MUCH AS I CAN

I AM A PROPONENT OF CAPITALISM

I AM RESPONSIBLE

I AM A HUMANITARIAN

I AM AN INDIVIDUAL

Signed,

Your Compulsory Conservative

[Owl558]

This gets points for passion, but there is too much yelling.

[hoosiermama]

Hey, those of us with failing eyesite or hearing may appreciate some augmentation occasionally....;~)

[I Hate Obama]

In my opinion, there should be MORE YELLING. These idiots in Washington need it.

[Gator113]

Dear Compulsory Conservative,

We won.... stuff it.

Signed,

Liberals In Washington

P.S. You ain’t seen nothing yet.

[BeckB]

Unfortunately they don’t care what we think. We are merely beasts of burden to carry more and more of the load. Nothing will change until we no longer give our consent to be governed by those who rip the Constitution.

[freekitty]

That is so true. LOL