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DUmmie FUnnies 10-17-09 ("Do know how many people lived on ramen noodles to get you elected?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 17, 2009 | DUmmies, DUmmie thunder rising, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/17/2009 5:10:41 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
These people are pathetic. They absolutely refuse to take responsibility for themselves. Like children they look for the adults to feed, clothe and put a roof over their heads.

...and Ramen noodles suck.

21 posted on 10/17/2009 5:34:26 PM PDT by jla
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To: PJ-Comix
Sacrifice and Change!


22 posted on 10/17/2009 5:35:10 PM PDT by Dallas59 (No To O)
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To: PJ-Comix
And what does a heart inside a hand symbolize?

Ancient Aztec sacrifice? The Azteks used to have unwashed gay shamans who would cut the heart out of a living man and hold it high [in hand] for all to see including the victim before consigning it to the flames. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Later on the shamans skin the victim and they make a new dangly-handed jumpsuit out of his hide for one to wear to the next ritual. Fresh hides cut the smell...

Or, it could be the logo of the Tibetan chapter of NAMBLA . ;-)

23 posted on 10/17/2009 5:35:44 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: Interesting Times
Got you beat. I was 18-25 for nine consecutive years. I failed 23 and had to retake it twice.

I can beat that.

The guy who bought beer for us in high school was 21 from 1972 until 1977.

24 posted on 10/17/2009 5:35:50 PM PDT by FredZarguna (It looks just like a Telefunken U-47. In leather.)
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To: MaxMax
I love Ramen Noodles. Just as I like balogna and mac n cheese and I'll even drink kool-aid but only cherry flavor.

oatmeal and beans are cheap too

25 posted on 10/17/2009 5:38:10 PM PDT by GeronL (They Made It Happen On Purpose Economically. MIHOPE)
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To: FredZarguna

I was that guy and I would’nt ask for a dime back. It was worth it all.


26 posted on 10/17/2009 5:39:12 PM PDT by eyedigress
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To: FredZarguna
Do you think we as a group of evermore impoverished plain Americans we can preserver as long as the Democratic Asshole Senators can delay? The proof is in: 122

122-proof booze will keep you well-preserved, ramen noodles notwithstanding...

27 posted on 10/17/2009 5:41:20 PM PDT by mikrofon (Unintentioned consequence)
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To: Windcatcher
If the thread poster was foreclosed, how is he posting on the Internet?

I go to our local Special Collections Library at least once a week working on our family tree (genealogy). The library has about eight computer monitors sitting on desks. Everytime I go there at least six of them are being used by individuals who appear to be either homeless or living on the edge. Shoddy clothes, scruffy, etc. I have no idea what their status is but it does seem a bit odd to see over half of these computers being used to play Solitaire or on-line games. And it does not cost anything to use them, only a sign on procedure with the Library System, tantamount to a library card.

28 posted on 10/17/2009 5:42:21 PM PDT by ProudFossil
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To: FredZarguna
I can beat that.

The guy who bought beer for us in high school was 21 from 1972 until 1977.

Hmm... 18-25 actually covers 8 years. Probably best to point that out before somebody else beats us over the head with it.

29 posted on 10/17/2009 5:42:37 PM PDT by Interesting Times (For the truth about "swift boating" see ToSetTheRecordStraight.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

Obama’a Ramen Noodle went limp....

Thanks for that. I go over there to see what the other side is up to and can only take it for so long between laughing at the stupidy and lamenting for the future.

I do enjoy your funnies.


30 posted on 10/17/2009 5:43:51 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (Europe stole my vegetables)
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To: GeronL

Black cherry here. The best drink on the planet IMO.


31 posted on 10/17/2009 5:44:15 PM PDT by MaxMax (Obama can't play in the Olympic reindeer games)
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To: eyedigress
I was that guy and I would’nt ask for a dime back. It was worth it all.

No. No. No. No. No.

Just because this is a DUFU thread doesn't mean it's OK to spill all those unaskable untellable secrets. The sixteen year-old with the five o'clock shadow bought the beer. He did not pay for the beer. Come to think of it, he never paid for the beer.

32 posted on 10/17/2009 5:44:37 PM PDT by FredZarguna (It looks just like a Telefunken U-47. In leather.)
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To: ProudFossil

I used to be a library computer user. Of course we only had four and nobody really knew they were there.


33 posted on 10/17/2009 5:44:44 PM PDT by eyedigress
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To: Interesting Times
I didn't mean 18-25 inclusive. That's a lot longer.
34 posted on 10/17/2009 5:45:25 PM PDT by FredZarguna (It looks just like a Telefunken U-47. In leather.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I am glad all the stupid are unemployed. I tell business owners to fire the obaminists first.


35 posted on 10/17/2009 5:45:55 PM PDT by lookout88 (.combat rescue officer's dad,)
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To: mikrofon
122-proof booze will keep you well-preserved, ramen noodles notwithstanding...

Ah, those were the good old days, Everclear in Mogan David. Anywhere from 100 proof (one to one) to 150 proof (3 to 1). We did not need ramen noodles.

Now it is "Very Strong Rum" manufactured in St. Vincent. 170 proof and very, very good tasting.

36 posted on 10/17/2009 5:47:55 PM PDT by ProudFossil
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To: FredZarguna

I didn’t pay for whaaa? I just carried it. Shopping carts were scarce during the “malaise” years of modern government.


37 posted on 10/17/2009 5:48:22 PM PDT by eyedigress
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To: FredZarguna
I didn't mean 18-25 inclusive. That's a lot longer.

It's like what they say about the Seventies: if you remember what happened you weren't really there.

38 posted on 10/17/2009 5:49:10 PM PDT by Interesting Times (For the truth about "swift boating" see ToSetTheRecordStraight.com)
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To: MaxMax

drink it with ramen noodles and a balogna sandwich


39 posted on 10/17/2009 5:50:31 PM PDT by GeronL (They Made It Happen On Purpose Economically. MIHOPE)
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To: PJ-Comix

If Obunghole is successful implementing his agenda we’ll all be living on Ramen.

Or worse.


40 posted on 10/17/2009 5:57:01 PM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (A society that doesn't protect its children doesn't deserve to survive.)
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