[Gaffer]

In celebration of this new edict, I shall, gleefully and exuberantly, fart an extra two ‘toot’s to ‘global warming’....ALL HAIL THE CO2 MONARCHY!!!!!!

[Vendome]

Beans, Beans,

The Musical Fruit,

The more eat, the more you toot,

The more you toot, the better you feel,

So eat beans with every meal.