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To: mike48

of course, a treadmill will tip the scale 5 pts almost everytime... just look at sarah jessica parker. all the treadmills & spackle, and that woman squeaks in at a 7.

6 posted on 01/13/2010 7:24:30 AM PST by sten
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To: sten

It looks like some heavy duty girdles are being used and if one of them pops hold on because there she blows!


9 posted on 01/13/2010 7:26:44 AM PST by Boardwalk
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To: sten
You date the women at the bottom. Then you find that you spend most of your married life with the women at the top. Make sure you love WHO they are boys!
30 posted on 01/13/2010 7:47:09 AM PST by joethedrummer
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To: sten

The revised Merline Norman looks like Paula Jones.


31 posted on 01/13/2010 7:48:20 AM PST by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: sten

the one in red, Merline, looks like Paula Jones after her makeover.


32 posted on 01/13/2010 7:48:57 AM PST by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: sten

Yeah ... none of those women were fundamentally ugly to begin with — reasonably proportionate, no wierd features, etc. They were just extremely frumpy and poorly kept.

There isn’t enough glamourous wardrobe or spackle in this world to fix up Joy Behar or Rosie O’Donnell.

SnakeDoc


38 posted on 01/13/2010 7:50:48 AM PST by SnakeDoctor (Life is tough; it's tougher if you're stupid. -- John Wayne)
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Where are the messy aprons and freshly prepared meals? Where are the clean homes and happy children? Trust Hollywood to completely miss what makes a wife attractive. I need a sequined wife in a wig like I need a kickstand on my car.


40 posted on 01/13/2010 7:55:32 AM PST by Anti-Utopian ("Come, let's away to prison; We two alone will sing like birds I' th' cage." -King Lear [V,iii,6-8])
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To: sten

I think Kelly, Cindy, Merlina and Cristina look fine in the before photos.


42 posted on 01/13/2010 7:55:55 AM PST by dangus (Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
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To: sten

... Also... Belinda and Rachel seem to have lost a ton of weight, and Beth seems to have had a boob job. Only Sarina and Marnie really seem to have benefited from the makeover. I think the author simply equates plastic and rich with beautiful.


43 posted on 01/13/2010 7:58:12 AM PST by dangus (Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
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