Obviously not a "BF" on Twitter............
What, Biker-on-Biker crime doesn't warrant a beer summit? (I hope the Zero has lots of beer on hand 'cause his econ policies may un-cork substantial quantities of social constipation).
President ExLax will help the 'movement' toward a more representative Republic when all *ell breaks loose. Shoot, his telepromted speeches are streams of verbal diarrhea.
The ascention of this 'cleansing' president may have been just what the doctor ordered. This country's back-up of PC-ism and Liberalism has reached a lethal dose and thankfully, Barry-the Milk of Magnesia has come along just in time to 'clear' the tubes.
I can no longer hate the guy, I want to thank him instead, for reaching up the tailpipe and taking out the blockage. Michelle should be proud, his daughter should be prouder- "Daddy, have you plugged the hole yet," becomes, "Daddy, have you unplugged the hole, yet?"
"Yes, I have, baby. Ain't no American gonna sit back and take it anymore like they have in the past." "I done freed the slaves, and didn't even know it." "Look out, 'cause this ain't Kansas or Chicago anymore, and the country is coming back to life in ways we never imagined."
"Holy Land-o-Lincoln, I've done what my mentor did without killing half a million." "Have the monument builders called, yet?" "If they do, put 'em right through, I'll take the call, thanks."