Anyway, he puts down his iPad, goes out, chats a few, adds on to his services (gotta get a new air filter) and comes back in, jabbering away on his iPhone and sits right down on his iPad, cracking the screen in two places.
If I ever see him again, I'll suggest he store it atop his car instead of on the hard plastic seat in a repair waiting area.
Pretty expensive trip for them, that's for certain.
Ow, that had to hurt... in his wallet. It's cured with a surgical procedure called a creditectomy...