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To: mnehring; I Buried My Guns
If socks are missing, it is Allegra’s fault

OK, OK, I admit it. I'm busted.

I made a deal with the dryer a few years back.

We split the profits now.

107 posted on 11/19/2010 10:46:26 AM PST by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Allegra

Yeah, but how do you teleport the socks out of the dryer? Now THAT would be worth some moolah.


114 posted on 11/19/2010 10:48:40 AM PST by dirtboy
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To: Allegra; mnehring

I’m posting from “Someplace”, a bizarre paralell dimension where all he lost socks from the dryer go.
Our economy is based off of lost socks.
And no, we can’t send the socks back by putting them in a dryer here.
The dryer actually ends up filling with MORE socks until it explodes.


123 posted on 11/19/2010 10:52:32 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Allegra
Money from Soros and socks?!? You are truly despicable.
141 posted on 11/19/2010 11:01:15 AM PST by FourPeas (Pester not the geek, for the electrons are his friends.)
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