So now you are Soros’ publicity agent? Don’t you make enough money bundling sticks?
The good news is that we are now living in your hollow head. You are too far gone to ever escape us!
With apologies to Rick Nielsen and Cheap Trick
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The blog police, they live inside of my head
The blog police, they're disrupting my threads
The blog police, they're stifling my cash flow, oh no
You know that talk is cheap
And those rumors ain't nice
And when I fall asleep
I don't think I'll survive the night, the night
'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Every single night they're driving me insane
Those FReepers inside my brain
The blog police, they live inside of my head
(Live inside of my head)
The blog police, they keep busting my threads
(Busting my threads)
The blog police, they're coming to bust me, oh no
Well, I can't tell lies
'Cause they're listening to me
And when I fall asleep
Bet they're spying on me tonight, tonight
'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Every single night they're driving me insane
Those FReepers inside my brain
I try to sleep, they're wide awake, they won't let me alone
JimRob doesn't pay them to take vacations or let me alone
They spy on me, I try to hide, they won't let me alone
They persecute me, they're the judge and jury all in one
'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Every single post they're driving me insane
Those FReepers inside my brain
The blog police, they live inside of my head
The blog police, they're disrupting my threads
The blog police, they're coming to arrest me
The blog police
The blog police
(♫ especially humblegunner ♫)
The blog police
The blog police
The blog police