[Mr. Jazzy]

This time it has GOT to be Bush’s fault!

[seedman81]

Run for your lives! It's Global Warming/cooling!

[rdl6989]

Okay, this is getting weird.

[bunkerhill7]

Birds of a Feather

Faint Together

[Bridge_toofar]

Only 1 explanation possible...some strain of fast spreading BIRD FLU! Either a virus or fungus is infecting the birds.

[null and void]

pingaroonie

[Safrguns]

In the military, we were trained to immediately dawn protective gear and give the “Gas” alarm when such signs as mass animal deaths were seen.

It’s ok though folks... no need for us to worry... nobody wants to kill us... Really!

We are not at war... we are simply conducting police actions against terrorists... oops... criminals.

Move along... nothing to see here.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Boy, this story is really for the birds.

[deport]

Dead Birds Near Lake O' The Pines Attributed To Vehicles

Raymond Hedges, the environmental stewardship business line manager with the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers in Jefferson, said coots -- medium-sized water birds that do not fly well -- are migrating across the Texas Highway 155 bridge at dusk and being hit by cars.

“This has been going on for two months, it happens every year,” he said. “There's not much you can do about it.”

He said at dusk, they move from shallow to deeper water and have been getting hit by cars since they started migrating.

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[taxtruth]

The birds could have been spooked by a boat coming through that area, [or by] a bird of prey such as a bald eagle.

Sounds like another NO NOTHING socalled expert/idiot giving his worthless 2 cents worth.

[BuckeyeTexan]

Has anyone tracked the various latitudes and longitudes of the jet stream on the specific days of these incidents? I’m wondering if these events occurred along various points at the edge of it.

[plain talk]

fireworks

[irishtenor]

Hot off the presses...

Tyson’s report MILLIONS of dead chickens!

[Red_Devil 232]

" hundreds of thousands "

Where did they come up with estimated number?

Thousands - yep - but Hunderds of thousands?

[StopObama2012]

STEP 1: Rent a prop plane, fly past a flock of birds, and spray/dump poison in their path. They fly thru it. They die. They fall to the ground.

STEP 2: Libs scream “Global warming (or factory pollution) is killing the birds!”

STEP 3: Shut down the factories and cap their “carbon” emmissions (even though CO2 is plant food, and the human body is 18% carbon). Establish a new category of taxation called “carbon taxes.” Parlay them into a trillion-dollar trading industry.

IN OTHER WORDS, Does anybody notice the timing here? EPA seizes control of Texas emissions JAN 2. Then, on JAN 5, flocks of birds in separate locations suddenly start dropping from the sky, DEAD.

Reminds me of CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND. Remember, all the animals are “dead,” laying by the side of the road, b/c there’s “poison gas” in the area?

Then Richard Dreyfuss yanks off his gas mask and starts telling the military guys: “THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE AIR. THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE AIR.”

To drive out the population, clearing them from the UFO landing area, the government faked the poison gas, and used knockout gas to render the local cows and birds unconscious.

[bareford101]

I would love to see hundreds of dead cackles in my back yard!

[liberateUS]

This is just the same as the shark attack frenzy a few years ago. I’m sure it happens all the time, but it doesn’t make national news.

[23 Everest]

I see a good opportunity here. Remember, never let a good crisis go by without exploiting it. The ballerina sez so/s

[Anima Mundi]

...And TYLER too! A murder of crows?

[TribalPrincess2U]

No No, not my little coots. We feed them and the ducks at the park lake everyday. Maybe they’ll be safe if they stay there.