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Florida Retard Burns Paper, Muslim Retards Kill People (SATIRE!)
Big Hairy News ^ | April 4, 2011 | Scooter Van Neuter

Posted on 04/04/2011 5:24:10 PM PDT by WXRGina

KANDAHAR, Afghanistan (BHN) -Dozens of people have been killed in riots throughout Afghanistan by Muslims angry over a showboating retard's burning of some paper.

"I burned the evil piece of sh*t (Holy Koran) to make a point," said Florida preacher Terry Jones. "I don't remember exactly what that point was, but I'm sure it had something to do with the fact that Islam sucks."

The violence started Friday when demonstrators stormed a U.N. compound in the northern city of Mazar-i-Sharif, killing 11 people, two by beheading, including seven foreign U.N. employees.

"What do you expect us to do?" asked one of the attackers, "That hillbilly turned our holy book into a charcoal briquette, we had to start killing people. The beheading thing is just something we like to do."

My comments: Who doesn't enjoy cooking delicious wienies over a crackling Koran? Those sheet-heads need to loosen up a little, and somebody better tell Jethro his 15 minutes of fame were up months ago.


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This is the former Scooter's Report. Don't be mad at me for not being politically correct--I love Scooter's stuff! See his site for the priceless "news file photos" of this story.
1 posted on 04/04/2011 5:24:13 PM PDT by WXRGina
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To: WXRGina

we need to exercise our rights if we want to keep them.

If we don’t want to be forbidden to destroy books that we own; we need to do so without apology.

If we don’t want to be forbidden religious expression, we need to express it.

If we don’t want to be forbidden freedom of speech, we need to speak freely.

I am not giving up my rights because some sick heads can’t handle my having them.

I may or may not exercise rights at any given time; but I reserve the right to.


2 posted on 04/04/2011 5:29:49 PM PDT by Persevero (Homeschooling for Excellence since 1992)
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To: WXRGina

“Florida Retard Burns Paper, Muslim Retards Kill People”

That is what it boils down to....


3 posted on 04/04/2011 5:29:59 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FreeRepublic. Now, More Than Ever.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

When one uses the word retard, it ceases to be funny or satirical. Not a good choice of words, IMO.


4 posted on 04/04/2011 5:31:45 PM PDT by Catsrus
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To: WXRGina

Doesn’t he know you are only supposed to stick religious articles into jars of urine?

Or cover them in elephant $hit?


5 posted on 04/04/2011 5:38:56 PM PDT by Mr. K (Job #1 DEFUND THE LEFT then Palin/Bachman 2012 -Unbeatable Ticket~!)
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To: Catsrus; ButThreeLeftsDo
I agree... you may or may not agree with the Reverend but he is no retard... now Hannity interviewed him today and Sean is a retard.

LLS

6 posted on 04/04/2011 5:41:00 PM PDT by LibLieSlayer (WOLVERINES!!!)
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To: Catsrus

Take it up with the thread owner.


7 posted on 04/04/2011 5:41:29 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FreeRepublic. Now, More Than Ever.)
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To: Catsrus

That’s what I meant when I wrote about not being politically correct. People are too “touchy” about words like “retard” that have long been used to describe stupidity that has nothing to do with a birth defect. That’s just the way it is, and people really need to quit being such wussies.

These Muslim bastards are CUTTING PEOPLE’S HEADS OFF!!! Let’s call a spade a spade, for once!


8 posted on 04/04/2011 5:41:37 PM PDT by WXRGina
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Burn more Korans! Burn pictures of Mohammed, Draw funny cartoons that mock him—Lets treat Islam the way they treat the religion of Christ. Maybe make a statue of Mo with his 9 year old bride made of elephant droppings? maybe have the Koran in a jar of Pi*s? Lets see how that works out. This will make the world see these people as the savages they are.


10 posted on 04/04/2011 5:45:50 PM PDT by Forward the Light Brigade (Into the Jaws of H*ll)
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I seriously doubt that equating a retarded person to a Muslim cutting off someone’s head is wussy.

There are other words that could’ve been used, and for those who have chldren, friends or relatives who are mentally retarded, its no laughing matter.

Take that, you heartless creature.


11 posted on 04/04/2011 5:49:57 PM PDT by Catsrus
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To: Forward the Light Brigade

Yep.

Many motels/hotels have been violently cowed to remove the bedside Bibles in the drawers by outraged followers of the ROP.

I, for one, have had enough.


12 posted on 04/04/2011 5:52:12 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FreeRepublic. Now, More Than Ever.)
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To: Catsrus

“When one uses the word retard, it ceases to be funny or satirical. Not a good choice of words, IMO.”

This “Conservative” political correctness is getting just as bad as the liberal crap. It’s just a word and nothing more. If it’s so offensive then don’t use it. The fact is most people take no offense whatsoever to this word used in this context. I’m so sick of hearing all the new PC words I’m not suppose to use anymore. Conservatives who don’t like liberal political correctness need to stop being hypocritical and stop making their own PC words that can no longer be used.


13 posted on 04/04/2011 5:54:08 PM PDT by ThermoNuclearWarrior (Illegal immigration will destroy this nation from the inside if not stopped cold very soon.)
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To: WXRGina

The radicals are probing the wire to gage the reaction to events. They want people to feel sorry for them when they murder Christians.


14 posted on 04/04/2011 5:54:14 PM PDT by mountainlion (America land of the free because of the Brave.)
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To: Catsrus

>> There are other words that could’ve been used

What is your preference?


15 posted on 04/04/2011 5:54:48 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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To: Catsrus; WXRGina

Mentally Handicapped Floridian Burns Paper, Mentally Handicapped Muslims Kill People

Better? Nah.


16 posted on 04/04/2011 5:55:40 PM PDT by BufordP ("Drink me if you can't take a joke." -- Kool-aid)
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To: Catsrus

You completely missed what I wrote to you, and I understand you don’t want to hear it, but the word “retard” is not being used here to equate violent Muslims with children or adults who have the physical birth defect of Downs Syndrome.

The word “retarded” is no longer even used in the politically correct medical circles to describe that condition. In the same way, the words “moron” and “idiot” are ALSO no longer used as the MEDICAL TERMS they used to be. Our language has moved on.


17 posted on 04/04/2011 6:00:03 PM PDT by WXRGina
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To: BufordP

Thought police? Thought the were lefties, guess not.


18 posted on 04/04/2011 6:02:25 PM PDT by outhousepatrol
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To: WXRGina

Hey, I have the 12th Imam and I’m forcing him to eat nothing but bacon and to draw cartoons of Mo with a bomb as a turbin. And I’ve been telling him that the lard plant next door is Mecca. And...


19 posted on 04/04/2011 6:09:59 PM PDT by SampleMan (If all of the people currently oppressed shared a common geography, bullets would already be flying.)
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To: SampleMan

HAHAAHA!!! Good therapy for him!


20 posted on 04/04/2011 6:12:39 PM PDT by WXRGina
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