For the first time in my adult life I’m embarrassed to be an American..
Watching the toast gives me the same uncomfortable feeling that I get when I’m in the audience watching a comedian bomb
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl,
but she doesn't have a lot to say.
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
but she changes from day to day.
I want to tell her that I love her a lot,
But I gotta get a bellyful of wine.
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl.
Someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeah,
someday I'm going to make her mine.
—Lennon & McCartney