[ryan71]

He and 5 Secret Service couldn't pick her ass up.

[BladeBryan]

No, that’s actually a *Clinton* joke. After three minutes Googling, I can cite it to 2004:

http://khmer.cc/community/t.c?b=13&t=1993

I’d would not be surprised if someone can trace it back significantly farther.

Here’s an Obama joke, or maybe an Obama riddle:

“When will America finally accept that Barack Obama is Constitutionally ineligible to be President?”

This is probably the wrong audience for that humor, but anyone who wants to can easily search up the punch-line.

[Roy Tucker]

Having seen him throw a baseball, I don’t think Obama could push her into the next row.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

He pitched as if the strike zone was high and outside:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-ftnSTu-CM

[Gargantua]

L-M-A-O!!!!!

Stealing that. !!!!!

[harpu]

And more, OBozo jokes...