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Love Me a Good Obama Joke
Reaganite Republican ^
| July 15, 2011
| Reaganite Republican
Posted on 07/15/2011 1:12:31 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox game...
One of the Secret Service guys leans over and says something to the president. Obama stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "NO!" The agent goes: "But Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from the owner of the team down to the bat boy- and the fans would absolutely love it."
So Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, if that's what the people want..." He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, and screaming... and the crowd goes absolutely wild, cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.
Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were right; I would have never believed that!"
Noticing the SS agent standing in shock with jaw dropped, Obama says "Hey, what's wrong?"
"Sir... they wanted you to throw out the first pitch!
TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Sports
KEYWORDS: joke; michelle; obama; sox
To: Reaganite Republican
He and 5 Secret Service couldn't pick her ass up.
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posted on
07/15/2011 1:46:15 AM PDT
by
ryan71
(Dear spell check - No, I will not capitalize the "m" in moslem!)
To: ryan71
Best bet is to throw a rib plate over the wall.
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posted on
07/15/2011 1:47:29 AM PDT
by
ryan71
(Dear spell check - No, I will not capitalize the "m" in moslem!)
To: Reaganite Republican
No, that’s actually a *Clinton* joke. After three minutes Googling, I can cite it to 2004:
http://khmer.cc/community/t.c?b=13&t=1993
I’d would not be surprised if someone can trace it back significantly farther.
Here’s an Obama joke, or maybe an Obama riddle:
“When will America finally accept that Barack Obama is Constitutionally ineligible to be President?”
This is probably the wrong audience for that humor, but anyone who wants to can easily search up the punch-line.
To: Reaganite Republican
Having seen him throw a baseball, I don’t think Obama could push her into the next row.
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posted on
07/15/2011 3:21:38 AM PDT
by
Roy Tucker
("You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality."--Ayn Rand)
To: Reaganite Republican
To: Reaganite Republican
L-M-A-O!!!!! Stealing that. !!!!!
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posted on
07/15/2011 4:21:56 AM PDT
by
Gargantua
("Palin 2012 ~ Going Oval")
To: Roy Tucker
I’d bet the farm that shelf ass wookie bitch has whooped obammy’s rear end a few times.
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posted on
07/15/2011 4:23:22 AM PDT
by
Joe Boucher
((FUBO))
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
07/15/2011 4:32:05 AM PDT
by
harpu
( "...it's better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you're not!")
To: BladeBryan
Answer to your riddle. “When a Republican candidate with a parent born outside the US tries to run.”
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posted on
07/15/2011 6:43:26 AM PDT
by
Big Mack
(I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat VEGETABLES!)
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