DUmmie FUnnies 09-14-11 (WTF? Weprin-Turner Fratricide in DUmmieland)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 14, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Might be some FUn in this one.

Do you remember this?

http://www.amazon.com/Asylum-Choir-II-Leon-Russell/dp/B000002TYN

[KosmicKitty]

It should be noted that the MAJORITY of QUEENS voted for Weprin the Democrat.

[He carried the Bull Dykes, too.]

LOL!! That comment almost got me kicked out of the "Quiet Study" floor of the University library. You're bad!!! :-)

[AZLiberty]

As Godwin’s Law is to Nazism, there should be a Someone’s Law for Racism.

The original: “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1 (100%).”

The racism version: “As an online political discussion grows longer, the probability of an invective involving racism approaches 1 (100%).”

... with the similar implication that when it happens, the argument is lost.

[Fantasywriter]

Great post!

Weprin [allegedly] dancing on the grave of his failed campaign:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWbeyXvtQYE

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Complaining about fraud is just plain delusional. Turner won by about the same margin as polls had him leading. Orthodox Jews think Obama is an antisemite, for some strange reason. It may be related to the fact that his public actions and statements are indistinguishable from what a cryptoantisemite would do and say.

[Tijeras_Slim]

LMAO!

[meyer]

[Wear The Failure!]

This has the makings of a good bumper sticker. "Wear the Failure" superimposed over a faded "Win the Future", with the first letter of each word bold and bright.

[meyer]

I’m noticing a lot of carpet F-bombing this morning in dummieland.

[Arrowhead1952]

First time in 90 years that seat will be held by a Republican. About 45 straight elections it has gone Democratic and now it's Republican?

[Hope and Change!]

Visions of Nov 2012 will be really bad at the DUmp.

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idiots in the district and idiots in the dem party leadership. And we're stuck voting for Obama. Sucks.

[Time to start thinking about moving overseas again!]

Stuck with voting for barkie or better yet, stay home.

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Unbelievable. NYC has gone mental in this case.

[The Big Addle.]

I'd say that sanity has returned to NY #09.

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Thanks sh*tbag Washington so-called Democrats. You f***ed us again, you spineless pieces of sh*t.

[Feel the love!]

Just wait until Nov 2012. There will be plenty of love at DU from the [LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS].

[COBOL2Java]

I predict we will see near total Republican control of the government starting 2013 unless Obama can do something heroic and miraculous soon.

Heroic and miraculous? That's above his pay grade.

[raccoonradio]

>>So now the DUmmies are looking for someone to blame

Blame Bush I suppose—no wait, the Cheney-Halliburton Hurricane Machine, aka the Cheney-Halliburton Earthquake
Machine, is now the Cheney-Halliburton Election Fraud
Machine. Surely this was why the Dem lost! All those
Republicans committing election fraud!

[raccoonradio]

>>Obama won the district with 55%

But the Dem lost this time, and...

“...elections have consequences...”

[Condor51]

The population is reaching the tipping point of desperation. . . . Desperation is a terrible thing...and we are on the verge of that tipping point..

so that would be:

tipping point ² + desperation ² = 'terrible thing' ²

Right? Or do we multiply the two? It's been a while since I've had to do:
'Math For DUmmies'
...........

[6SJ7]

Weprin looks like a plump version of Inspector Clouseau.

[woofie]

Karl Rove got BushCo in therein order to get Obama-no in there so he could to get the Tea Cups in there! Now we are really screwed! Curse that Rove!!!

[bray]

More 11-Dimensional Bull$h!t Chess Games: We just can't see the "brilliance" of LOSING, LOSING, LOSING. Wait 'til 2012--I predict a massacre like 1980. Welcome, Pres. Perry and VP Palin. Your Theocracy is waiting.

Commit suicide now and beat the rush!

[MEGoody]

I can't help but think there are Republican "trolls" hanging out at DU and posting to make the libs look crazy. I mean, they can't really be that crazy, can they?

:::sarcasm off:::

[Charles Henrickson]

I’m noticing a lot of carpet F-bombing this morning in dummieland.

I love the smell of facepalm in the morning!

[melancholy]

This can't be right. I suspect deibold machines. There is no other answer for a district so heavily Democratic. The repukes find a way to steal it every time.

Check with "YOUR" FactCheck and they'll tell you that this DUFU statement is correct. The Repubs won NY-9 45 times in the past 90 years!

Wow! The word unhinged doesn't begin to cover the Communists' crap and total insanity.

[ExCTCitizen]

This can't be right. I suspect deibold machines. There is no other answer for a district so heavily Democratic. The repukes find a way to steal it every time.

Does this DU nutjob (I hope I didn't insult any NUTJOBS out there!!) really think DIEBOLD can rig an election?? If Diebold can rig an election... I wish DIEBOLD could rig one of their ATM machines to give more more $$$ then I ask for -- and tell the bank i tok out less $$$.

Stock Tip....buy stock in EliLilly (maker of Prozac --the DU needs Prozac today!!)