DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-11 (Pitt: The Marines are coming to Wall St...in 24 Business Hours)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2011 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

Hey Charles, Not all of us here in MA are complete jackass moonbats, just 75% of us.

I know, I know. I just like tweaking Pitt. Plus, as you say, Boston has a much higher-than-average percentage of jackass moonbats. Plus, the media bias for the Yankees and Red Sox annoys the heck out of us out here in the hinterlands. Plus, the Red Sox did that pro-homo "It Gets Better" campaign. Plus, they're American League, with that dumb DH rule, and I'm a National League man. All reasons to dislike the Red Sox.

[Cyber Liberty]

Waiting for Pitt is like waiting for The Great Pumpkin. Heh. Maybe this patch isn’t sincere enough?

[TheOldLady]

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[NoGrayZone]

Would you answer my “hint” question? Does this have to do with CVS?

[eddie willers]

As A Braves fan....I sympathize.

[Mr. Lucky]

The Museum of Really Difficult to Follow Threads just called. This one has retired the trophy.

[PJ-Comix]

Now, have you figured out free round-trip airline tickets to Vegas yet?

According to someone I talked to last year you don't even need coupons for that. What you do is sign on for Continental or Delta credit cards. Cost is $85 but you get lots of free miles. He flew to Alaska and back cheap. Then cancel the credit card and pick up another one.

[PJ-Comix]

Does this have to do with CVS?

Nope.

[PJ-Comix]

It’s kind of weird how, after Pitt posted a thread about the IMPORTANCE of participating in these protests, he takes a pass on them. Even the one in Boston. My theory is that Pitt’s family of wealthy lawyers didn’t want Pitt out there for fear their CORPORATE investments would come to light so they told Pitt they would cut off his trust fund payments if he attended. Or maybe Pitt is just a lazy hypocrite. Anybody else out there have a theory?

[Charles Henrickson]

Or maybe Pitt is just a lazy hypocrite.

Methinks you are not far from the truth there.

Also, you know, Wee Willie is not so Wee anymore. He will turn 40 next month! (Born November 9, 1971.) No longer is Willie the footloose, fancy-free, hip young radical journalist-activist who would hop down to Texas to stand in a ditch for a few hours. Now Mr. Pitt is a portly middle-aged married man with . . . important sporting events to watch on television.

[MoochPooch]

Re that thread you posted (Mr. Pirate on the wooden ship): I could swear this is Charlie Sheen.

[PJ-Comix]

It sure is one hell of a U-turn for Pitt. I mean he had THREE threads in the row about the importance of these protests including Onward to Wall Street in which he concludes: "The onus is not on these protesters. They're there, doing it. The onus is on us to pile in with them, to make the crowds and the central message unavoidable and un-ignorable. The goal of the Wall Street protest is to get the rock rolling down the hill. That's done; the rest is up to us."

Well, the only place that Pitt ended up piling in was on a couch in front of a TV to watch sports the past few days. Believe me, if he had shown up at any of the protests, he would have reported it. All he reports on FaceBook is watching sports on the tube recently. My guess is that he or his family fears a situation where Pitt shows up at these protests and gets exposed as hypocritical Trust Fund Kid.

But does anybody else have a theory on this?

[concretebob]

If any so-called Marines show up in uniform and protest, they will be followed immediately by the appearance of the JAG Corps, (not corpse).
Wanna bet every one of them is a card carrying member of IVAW?