DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-11 (Pitt: The Marines are coming to Wall St...in 24 Business Hours)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2011 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

The Marines are coming! The Marines are coming! Yes, the entire leftwing blogosphere is all excited about the Marines supposedly coming to take part in the leftwing Wall Street protests as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD, "The Marines are coming to Wall St" and this KOmmieland THREAD, "#OccupyWallStreet - Report of Support from Soldiers." So what do you think are the chances of unformed Marines showing up on Wall Street to protest alongside a bunch of mangy hippies and spoiled Trust Fund Kids? How about somewhere between Nil and None? However, the DUmmies and KOmmies are ecstatic over this fictional prospect. Finally, FINALLY, some real cleancut Americans are going to join our side in protest! THE MARINES ARE COMING!!!

They haven't been so happy since Karl Rove was indicted on May 12, 2006. Of course, this time they are also going to have to wait 24 business hours for the Marines to arrive because as it turns out, in both cases their hopes were inspired by one WILLIAM RIVERS PITT passing along wild misinformation. You can see the delicious moment when it is revealed that the Pittster was behind getting their hopes up but let us save that for later. For now let us watch the DUmmies and KOmmies wait and wait and wait and wait for the Marines to arrive on Wall Street in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that according to Pitt's Facebook posts he decided to hang around Boston and watch sports on the tube rather than participate in protests with other Trust Fund Kids, is in the [brackets]:

The Marines are coming to Wall St

[WOO! HOO! Real men are going to join our straggly crew of mangy hippies and spoiled Trust Fund Kids! I believe! I BEEEEELEEEEVE!!!]

This was taken from a message I just received on facebook:

[And guess WHO'S FaceBook page DUmmie Frosty1 got it from? Hee! Hee!]

"The Marines are coming to Wall St...(to PROTECT the protestors) "I'm heading up there tonight in my dress blues. So far, 15 of my fellow marine buddies are meeting me there, also in Uniform. I want to send the following message to Wall St and Congress: I didn't fight for Wall St. I fought for America. Now it's Congress' turn. My true hope, though, is that we Veterans can act as first line of defense between the police and the protester. If they want to get to some protesters so they can mace them, they will have to get through the F*cking Marine Corps first. Let's see a cop mace a bunch of decorated war vets. I apologize now for typos and errors. Typing this on iPhone whilst heading to NYC. We can organize once we're there. That's what we do best. If you see someone in uniform, gather together. A formation will be held tonight at 10PM. We all took an oath to uphold, protect and defend the constitution of this country. That's what we will be doing. Hope to see you there!!"

[The are coming to Wall Street in 24 business hours. And now let us watch the DUmmies rejoice with the same jubilation they had when Karl Rove was indicted on May 12, 2006...]

Going to a protest in uniform is against the rules.

[KILLJOY! Stop splashing us with hard cold reality!]

I'll be in NY in two days in uniform. Arrest me and let's go from there.

[Does your strait jacket uniform have stripes?]

Oh I just want to hug you! Come over here and I'll give you a kiss too!

[Is that you, Ben Burch?]

If you read the message all the way through it was actually Marine VETERANS.

[More likely hippies pretending to be Marine VETERANS.]

Oh MAN! That is so cool!!! Any contact to express our support? If these heroes have base, I want to contact them and thank them. When the protesters get wind of this, it will renew their hope and appreciation for the TRUE PATRIOTS in our country.

[And when the protestors find out that the "Marines" will show up in 24 business hours, it will let the wind out of their sails.]

Semper Fi!

[From what I've seen of the Wall Street protestors, "Semper Bi!" would be more appropriate.]

his Is Huge! Thank You So Much, Marines for Standing with the Occupy Wall Street Protesters! What an Amazing Honor. Thank You.

[Stand by for an HILARIOUS revelation from DUmmie Frosty1...]

Don't thank me thank Will Pitt. His shared message is the one I passed on. Perhaps he can pass the message on to his friend?

[LOL! So now we know who the culprit is in making this Marine Misinformation go viral. I checked Pitt's FACEBOOK PAGE and yup, Pitt inspired this whole Marine Wall Street frenzy on the left by reposting a post from one Ward Reilly who it turns out, reposted the information sent to him by some clown typing away on his I-Phone. This would have never gone viral had Pitt not reposted on his FB which was then spread unto all the corners of the leftwing blogophere by his apostle, DUmmie Frosty1.]

Man...this is getting "interesting-er" by the hour!! Woo hoo Marines!! This is really awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

[If Pitt posted it then it MUST be true!!!!!!]

Wow....that gave me goose bumps!

[Along with a thrill up your leg?]

If they were really really smart they would use the tactic of complete passive resistance. Let the world see cops attacking Marines for wanting justice for us all. For most here I realize that's a hard discipline to master. But it works and then we win.

[WINNING!!! You will win with the "Marines" in exactly 24 business hours.]

Rock the f*ck on! USMC for the win!

[Freudenschade, baby!]

Here here! Here's to the marines.

[Where where? Where are the "marines?"]

Wow! The Marines are there on the front lines. Gotta love them!

[Are the "Marines" carrying sealed indictments?]

OMG! Thank You Marines, you have always rocked!!!!

[And how much money did YOU send to Bev Harris, DUmmie?]

I think it's possible that is mis-information or just a rumor. IMO

[GASP! How dare you doubt the veracity of anything coming from WILLIAM RIVERS PITT!]

Wish I were there

[So does Pitt. According to his Facebook page it seems that WILLIAM RIVERS PITT despite all his BS about participating in the protests is actually schlepping on some comfy Boston couch and watching sports on the tube. His biggest act of protest this past week seems to consist in crushing a Cheese Whiz.]

F*ck Yeah! THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE!

[But only in the Alternate Universe in which uniformed Marines joins the Wall Street protests.]

So if it's on Facebook it's true? Post pics and I"ll believe it, but right now I do not.

[It MUST be true if it's on Facebook...especially if it's on the Facebook page of WILLIAM RIVERS PITT of Karl Rove indictment fame.]

OOOO RAAAA!!!! Let us know how we can help. Keep us posted!! Good LUCK!!

[You can help by cleaning out your gruel bowl in the Rubber Room.]

we need heroes!!

[Pitt shall provide all the fantasy heroes your little heart desires.]

Hugging the Marines.

[Make that hugging imaginary Marines.]

I can't wait. Hope to see some awesome pics tomorrow!

[Pitt shall provide some really awesome pics in just 24 business hours.]

Did they show???

[LOL! DUmmie doubt begins as the time creeps towards 24 business hours.]

Did this really happen?

[Patience. You must wait 24 business hours.]

I would love to see this expand further. I want entire divisions of servicemen to stand up with their fellow citizens and give voice to the fact that their personal sacrifices and especially the ultimate sacrifice of their comrades-in-arms were NOT to protect the bank accounts of the 1%. THEY ARE THE 99%!

[As the time creeps by, the DUmmie fantasies become ever grander.]

Is there any verification of this yet? They were supposed to show at 22:00 ET. That's 20 hours ago and I am surprised to not see any pics posted. Can someone in NY verify that this did or did not, in fact, happen.

[Please make this happen? PLEASE!!! PRETTY PLEEEEEEEEZZZE!!!!!!]

We are quickly approaching 24 hours, and no one can verify this?

[WILLIAM RIVERS PITT can verify this as soon as we reach 24 business hours. And now we go to KOMMIELAND where the KOmmies are still anxiously awaiting the arrival of the "Marines."]

Update: I have indeed located the quoted on Facebook; I have messaged Mr. Reily, but haven't yet heard back.

Update 2: Still no word back and no word of Mr. Reily's comrades arriving in uniform.

Updated 3: Facebook Messages from Ward Reily (no direct response). Mr. Reily is apparently one of many soldiers involved with the October, 2011 movement (I am seeking confirmation as to October, 2011 movement as to whether Mr. Reily is indeed involved):

[Hey! The Ward Reilly message was notarized by WILLIAM RIVERS PITT on Facebook. Isn't that good enough for you?]

Dag it's a huge across the board sigh, a moment in time when we all say enough is enough. No matter where you stand on the tricky dicky spectrum of the politics of the absurd it gives me a thrill to see people ordinary people stand together in the face of the big scam we all are faced with. They cannot twist this into a victory for compromise we all know what is going down. I await the response as the ball is now in their court.

[A moment in time that still awaits the 24 business hours mark. After this the KOmmie thread died. Meanwhile the DUmmies continue to anxiously await the arrival of the fantasy "Marines." Thank you WILLIAM RIVERS PITT for your part in perpetrating yet another comedic scam.]

[Charles Henrickson]

Hey Charles, Not all of us here in MA are complete jackass moonbats, just 75% of us.

I know, I know. I just like tweaking Pitt. Plus, as you say, Boston has a much higher-than-average percentage of jackass moonbats. Plus, the media bias for the Yankees and Red Sox annoys the heck out of us out here in the hinterlands. Plus, the Red Sox did that pro-homo "It Gets Better" campaign. Plus, they're American League, with that dumb DH rule, and I'm a National League man. All reasons to dislike the Red Sox.

[Cyber Liberty]

Waiting for Pitt is like waiting for The Great Pumpkin. Heh. Maybe this patch isn’t sincere enough?

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[NoGrayZone]

Would you answer my “hint” question? Does this have to do with CVS?

[eddie willers]

As A Braves fan....I sympathize.

[Mr. Lucky]

The Museum of Really Difficult to Follow Threads just called. This one has retired the trophy.

[PJ-Comix]

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[PJ-Comix]

Does this have to do with CVS?

Nope.

[PJ-Comix]

It’s kind of weird how, after Pitt posted a thread about the IMPORTANCE of participating in these protests, he takes a pass on them. Even the one in Boston. My theory is that Pitt’s family of wealthy lawyers didn’t want Pitt out there for fear their CORPORATE investments would come to light so they told Pitt they would cut off his trust fund payments if he attended. Or maybe Pitt is just a lazy hypocrite. Anybody else out there have a theory?

[Charles Henrickson]

Or maybe Pitt is just a lazy hypocrite.

Methinks you are not far from the truth there.

Also, you know, Wee Willie is not so Wee anymore. He will turn 40 next month! (Born November 9, 1971.) No longer is Willie the footloose, fancy-free, hip young radical journalist-activist who would hop down to Texas to stand in a ditch for a few hours. Now Mr. Pitt is a portly middle-aged married man with . . . important sporting events to watch on television.

[MoochPooch]

Re that thread you posted (Mr. Pirate on the wooden ship): I could swear this is Charlie Sheen.

[PJ-Comix]

It sure is one hell of a U-turn for Pitt. I mean he had THREE threads in the row about the importance of these protests including Onward to Wall Street in which he concludes: "The onus is not on these protesters. They're there, doing it. The onus is on us to pile in with them, to make the crowds and the central message unavoidable and un-ignorable. The goal of the Wall Street protest is to get the rock rolling down the hill. That's done; the rest is up to us."

Well, the only place that Pitt ended up piling in was on a couch in front of a TV to watch sports the past few days. Believe me, if he had shown up at any of the protests, he would have reported it. All he reports on FaceBook is watching sports on the tube recently. My guess is that he or his family fears a situation where Pitt shows up at these protests and gets exposed as hypocritical Trust Fund Kid.

But does anybody else have a theory on this?

[concretebob]

If any so-called Marines show up in uniform and protest, they will be followed immediately by the appearance of the JAG Corps, (not corpse).
Wanna bet every one of them is a card carrying member of IVAW?