Actually, a 3rd party run would probably be the only way we could maintain a republican house and possibly gain a republican senate. If Romney is the moninee, there won't be enough republicans going to the polls to vote down ticket. If there was an alternative to vote for, they would at least be able to make sure the republicans maintained the house and possibly gained the senate.
Yes, Bam Bam would be president but at least we'd control the house and senate, otherwise we lose all three.
Yes, Bam Bam would be president but at least we'd control the house and senate, otherwise we lose all three. "King Bam-Bam" don't need no dam Congress, nohow.
Which is just part of why he needs to hit the bricks come November.