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The Coupon Whisperer: Family Dollar Surreal Coupon Experience
The Coupon Whisperer ^ | January 22, 2012 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/22/2012 5:30:43 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The Family Dollar stores have a DESERVED reputation for being hostile towards coupons. Some of the stores accept coupons with no problems but others act like they absolutely HATE coupons...and couponers. One Family Dollar store in Broward County, at the corner of Broward Blvd. and State Road 7, is especially notable for their hostility towards coupons and I normally avoid it like the plague. However, on Friday, I was looking for some easy laughs so I went to that particular store more for entertainment purposes than to get the product, Scrubbing Bubbles Toilet Kits. Yes, I did get my comedic entertainment but at the same time I also entered a surreal Twilight Zone.

I came up to the cashier with four Scrubbing Bubbles Toilet Kits and this is what happened after the cashier stared at my coupons as if they were radioactive objects from an alien planet:

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To: Last Dakotan
I hate the couponers in line in font of me wasting my time as I hate the lottery ticket buyers.

Tough luck. Perhaps you need to take the advice of the KRAZY COUPON LADY who has this to say at the top of her site: Pick another checkout lane, honey.

21 posted on 01/22/2012 6:36:52 AM PST by PJ-Comix ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
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To: yuleeyahoo

Hi. I had been thinking of writing a Kindle article on couponing but much of the info is already out there on the Web. However, I am definitely thinking of writing an article for NASCAR fans on how they can make some serious money while attending the NASCAR races. I actually did this for 2 full NASCAR seasons as well as for a few weeks of an additional season. I spent 6 months on the road travelling to, and watching, NASCAR races while making some good money. In between races I was basically on vacation.


22 posted on 01/22/2012 6:40:45 AM PST by PJ-Comix ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
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To: Walkingfeather; PJ-Comix
You must be very wealthy then...

“You spent 4 hours of your time to save $140...Maybe you do not value your time as much as I do”

That comes to $35 per hour...but your time is worth more then that...congratulations.

But I don't think of my time in terms of dollars but in terms of time...we all have the same amount of time per day...roughly 24 hours. Some of it is used for sleeping, eating, cleaning, praying, working, entertainment, and on relationships. When I am using my time for most of these activities I do not even attempt to figure out the “value” of that time in dollars...if during some of that time I am able to multitask and clip some coupons then great...if not then no big deal. I am busy enough with my family, farm, job, and church so adding a side job really is not an option...but I can still save some money by clipping coupons and it does not hinder the other uses of my time.

23 posted on 01/22/2012 6:43:22 AM PST by WorldviewDad (following God instead of culture)
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To: WorldviewDad
But I don't think of my time in terms of dollars but in terms of time...

Correct. And the 4 hours I spent getting my stuff meant at least 4 hours less time needed for working so I have more time to do stuff that I LIKE.

Here's the deal. Would you prefer spending 4 hours working (at a possibly boring) job or out couponing? Keep in mind that 4 hours of couponing includes several pit stops at barbershops and other workplaces where I enjoy myself swapping FUnnie stories with folks. So I am having a blast while couponing.

24 posted on 01/22/2012 6:48:21 AM PST by PJ-Comix ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
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To: Walkingfeather

Some of us have more time than money. I will scan the grocery aisles for clearance items and take the time to make sure those unit prices are accurate. I even take the time to verify clearance item prices and will wait for the meat guy to bring me out sales cuts which they hoard in the back like gold. I rarely use coupons because 1) we don’t get them in the newspaper, 2) printing them from the web isn’t worth the ink when the store pulls that item because there’s a national coupon going (yes, that’s what our one and only store does) and 3) the store brand is still usually cheaper. But, on the rare occassion I do happen to get a coupon and it’s for something I normally buy, then I’m grateful for every penny saved since we’re on an extremely tight budget.


25 posted on 01/22/2012 6:57:26 AM PST by bgill (The Obama administration is staging a coup. Wake up, America, before it's too late.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“Couponing”=shopping.

Shopping is detestable to me.

I go in, grab what I need, and get the devil outta there. I can’t be bothered to spend what little “spare” time I have hunting down obscure bits of paper.

My time is better spent OUT of the store, rather than detaining several others and standing there while the cud-chewing clerk rings the coupons through.

Those who enjoy shopping, and “saving money”, more power to you. Just stop trying to convince me that hours spent in the store, or preparing to go to the store, aren’t wasted time.


26 posted on 01/22/2012 7:03:24 AM PST by Don W (You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.)
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To: Walkingfeather

I use a free site called Coupon Mom (no affiliation)to expedite my couponing. They give you the store sale list for your area and next to the item, the date and flier the coupon is located if there is one for that item. Also stores like Walmart,drugstores,Target,etc. You just hang onto your fliers, Red Plum,Smart Source etc, until they expire,mark the date on them, and only cut out what you are going to use. You print out your list and you’re ready to go.

I was driving myself crazy before I found this.I’ve saved a ton of money.


27 posted on 01/22/2012 7:03:32 AM PST by noncommiemommy
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To: PJ-Comix
MANAGER: Sorry, we can't use those coupons because they expired.

ME: Read the date on the coupons.

MANAGER: December 31.

ME: Right but what year?

MANAGER: December 31, 2012.

ME: So what's the problem?

MANAGER: They're expired.

OMG, I would've been much less civil than you were at that point.

28 posted on 01/22/2012 7:07:36 AM PST by sockmonkey
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To: PJ-Comix

“Right because obviously the North Koreans could be taking a break from forging hundred dollar bills by switching to forged $3 coupons. One just can’t be too careful.”

bwahahaha!!!! and yes, I did click your link!

I buy dog stuff there; somehow I missed the SB deal...


29 posted on 01/22/2012 7:11:31 AM PST by bitt (Socialism works great until you run out of Chinese money.)
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To: bgill
I rarely use coupons because 1) we don’t get them in the newspaper, 2) printing them from the web isn’t worth the ink when the store pulls that item because there’s a national coupon going (yes, that’s what our one and only store does) and 3) the store brand is still usually cheaper.

Psst! You can buy coupons off the web and they come already clipped. The store brand is not cheaper in most cases when using coupons.

As to not wanting to print coupons off the web...that will cost you a lot of money in the long run. Let me give you an example:

Last year my wife started walking out the front door.

"Where are you going?" I asked.

"To Payless to buy a pair of shoes," she answered.

"Wait! Have you learned NOTHING from my couponing?"

"I didn't know Payless has coupons."

"Maybe they do and maybe they don't. Let me do a web search."

So I Googled the words "Payless" and "coupon" and right away came up with a Buy One Get One FREE online coupon. I printed it out and gave it to my wife.

"But what happens if they don't accept the coupon?" she asked.

"Then they put you in handcuffs and take you to the county jail for processing."

"What?"

"Just KIDDING! Take the coupon. Worst that could happen is they don't accept it."

So she took the coupon and came back later with TWO pairs of shoes. One she paid for and the other she got FREE.

30 posted on 01/22/2012 7:11:55 AM PST by PJ-Comix ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
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To: PJ-Comix

So being annoyed, disrespected, and having total strangers waste your time is considered comedic entertainment?


31 posted on 01/22/2012 7:13:18 AM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: sockmonkey
OMG, I would've been much less civil than you were at that point.

You have to realize my main purpose was to be comedically entertained by those clowns, not so much to get the Scrubbing Bubbles which I can easily get at other locations.

32 posted on 01/22/2012 7:14:45 AM PST by PJ-Comix ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
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To: Kirkwood
So being annoyed, disrespected, and having total strangers waste your time is considered comedic entertainment?

Absolutely because it was hilarious to watch them strain in so many BIZARRE ways to keep me from using those coupons. I knew going in the place that something like this would happen and wasn't it FUn to read about this encounter?

33 posted on 01/22/2012 7:17:56 AM PST by PJ-Comix ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
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To: Don W

Well, there are well-off people, and not so well-off people on this forum.

It really comes out to time vs money. If you have a lot of money, time is more valuable; if you don’t...


34 posted on 01/22/2012 7:20:27 AM PST by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: PJ-Comix

You need to get a life. It is a sin to waste the life that God gave you for such nonsense.


35 posted on 01/22/2012 7:21:01 AM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: PJ-Comix

You’ve been missed. Good to see you back.


36 posted on 01/22/2012 7:21:47 AM PST by Pan_Yans Wife ("Real solidarity means coming together for the common good."-Sarah Palin)
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To: PJ-Comix

I don’t ever go to Family Dollar. The one here doesn’t take coupons, local checks or credit cards. They’re strictly cash only. Since I don’t carry cash, they’ve lost me as a customer. I’m sure they’ve cut out a lot of their customer base for the same reason. I do see lots of illegals there and that’s because they are paid under the table in cash or don’t have bank accounts so have to carry their pay in their pockets.

Venting, here. At our one and only grocery store, HEB, this week, I got royally ticked off as usual. Can’t stand that store. Other HEBs are ok, but this one takes the cake on sneakiness. They always seem to pull products that have good national coupons and have limited supplies (uh, the truck didn’t come in, blah, blah, blah) of advertised sales. Anyway, I spied a great shelf price but the bacon in that section didn’t match the bar code listed on the shelf tag. Next, they had t-bones on sale. Normally, I can’t afford steak so I wanted to buy several packages but as usual they only had one package. I went to the back to ask for more and the guy grudginly brought out 4. Other customers were standing around when he put them on the shelf. Excuse me, but I took them all and why couldn’t he have handed them to me at the door instead of making a big production of putting them out for everyone. Sorry, y’all can ask for more, these are mine. I had also asked him for the London Broil that was priced good but he claimed that the one (again, one) package was all he had. Somehow, I don’t believe him.

Then I went over to the clearance cart. Yeah, I know, a waste of time and aggravation. I picked out three items - gingerbread cookie mix, prepared gingerbread Christmas cookies, and cat treats. Nothing was marked (like I didn’t know from experience that they don’t mark them on purpose). So, I took them over to the office to be scanned. Sure enough, both the cookie mix and the prepared cookies didn’t match the bar code on the basket. All three items were NOT sale priced. LIARS!!!!

As a final insult, I got to the check out and sure enough they rang up not only my reduced (big red sticker) produce but also the previous customer’s. I pointed out the previous customer’s reduced price to the cashier (gee, I didn’t see that big red sticker) when she rang it up as original price. That customer said she always has to check her reciept there (uh, hello HEB, we don’t like cheaters!). I happened to have bought the same reduced produce and the cashier had the nerve to ring mine up also at the original price. It was avocadoes which were originally $7.49 and the reduced price was $3. That’s a whopping *** $4.49 *** price difference!!!! It does no good to complain to the manager because he’s obviously aware of it (guess his paycheck is a percent of sales?) and I’ve never gotten a reply to any complaints on their website. Ok, I’ll step down off my soapbox now.


37 posted on 01/22/2012 7:24:00 AM PST by bgill (The Obama administration is staging a coup. Wake up, America, before it's too late.)
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To: sockmonkey
Early in January when we are writing out checks WE ALL have that strange feeling about 2012 ~ is it?

WOW!

38 posted on 01/22/2012 7:27:58 AM PST by muawiyah
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To: Don W
I can’t be bothered to spend what little “spare” time I have hunting down obscure bits of paper.

In most case I just point, click, and a few days later my coupons arrive in the mail already clipped. Process takes like about 5 seconds to accomplish.

Just stop trying to convince me that hours spent in the store, or preparing to go to the store, aren’t wasted time.

Not wasted because to me its like a big vacation, especially when I used my favored cashiers who are friends. I ENJOY joking with them and I like giving them coupon advice along with giving them the coupons they need to score cheap/free stuff in their own store. Sometimes when I walk into stores, the cashiers yell out to me to be sure to use their lane because they know they are in for some great goodies...and FUnnie stories.

39 posted on 01/22/2012 7:29:17 AM PST by PJ-Comix ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
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To: Kirkwood
You need to get a life. It is a sin to waste the life that God gave you for such nonsense.

Every hour of couponing allows me AT LEAST 2 additional hours of free time. My lifestyle is probably more laid back than 90% of the folks out there. As to "wasting" my life, perhaps you need to do a web search on me to find out what the real deal is. I'm not going to toot my own horn with specifics but I am doing LOTS of stuff.

40 posted on 01/22/2012 7:34:50 AM PST by PJ-Comix ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
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