Veep Urges End to Traditional Farming

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 June 2012 | John Semmens

[fatnotlazy]

Biden argued that “in a more primitive era such methods may have been unavoidable. But do we really need them today? Why can’t everyone just get their food from the supermarket? Jill and I have been doing that for as long as I can remember. Most of the stuff comes in boxes and cans. It’s all very clean. You don’t have to poke tools into the soil stirring up dust and polluting the air.

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Yes, that would be Biden’s logic. We don't have to farm; we just need to go shopping. LOL.

Thanks, John, for the ping.

[RoadTest]

It’s sad when a lifetime moron contracts a mental disease and goes insane.

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

This is too good...hard to tell what is true and what is satire...with Biden it is all satire everytime he opens his mouth...what an ignorant POS...

[wintertime]

John, you get me every time! :-)

I didn’t catch on ( and check the source) until the line, “Using sharp tools to cut into the earth, planting seeds in neat rows for efficient reaping (also done with sharp tools, I might add)..”

Very good! Sitting here laughing and laughing.

[SERKIT]

From the same guy who has rows of “natural” hairplugs.

[SERKIT]

From the same guy who has rows of “natural” hairplugs.

[The Great RJ]

Just how does Biden expect food to be produced? This "raping"of the land has been the means of feeding people for thousands of years. Does Biden expect us to go back in human development and just be gathers of natural foods that grow wild? Is Biden smoking crack?

I expect soon that those EPA drones may become targets for armed farmers and ranchers.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Funny stuff!

Please add me to your ping list.

[smokingfrog]

I think we should grow our frozen vegetables in Antarctica. We could save a lot of money on refrigeration that way.

[Tanniker Smith]

Didn’t catch me. Made it two sentences through and I double-checked the byline.

[MtBaldy]

Like others have said, the sad part is I can see Biden saying something that stupid so I had to check the source before I bought it.

I think the adminitstration trys to keep tight control of what Biden says but occasionally he catches his keepers off guard and says something monumentally stupid.

[rawcatslyentist]

More stealfromus spending on box and can factories.

We have to feed all the presidents peeps ya know.

[ReformationFan]

Joe Biden has in reality said things that are even less intelligent than that. I wonder who he plagiarized that from? ;)

[markman46]

good one John... LOL

[dagogo redux]

Knocked another one out of the park, John!

Lisa Jackson? Anyone else besides me beginning to wonder about people named “Jackson”? My apologizes to anyone here sporting that name, but the list is worrisome: Lisa Jackson; Jesse Jackson; lame rocker Joe Jackson; weirdo Michael Jackson and clan; not-our-best-Pres Andrew Jackson; Sheila Jackson Lee; even the mighty, but mighty weird, Stonewall Jackson (big fan, BTW, but Jeez!) - probably lots of others. I mean, you got your occasional Van “Jones” and your Shep “Smith” and all, but “Jackson” seems in a whole ‘nother category. Who in the world was Jack? I obviously don’t know Jack.

[KosmicKitty]

OMG!! Got me again.

Wasn’t till i started to read the comments I caught on

You’re so bad!!

[moose07]

Wonderful piece of work, John.
To have neglected to give that story ‘special’ attention would have been a crime. :)

[TheConservativeParty]

Just like it came out of BiteMe’s own feeble brain.
Well done, again!

[Huntress]

Great one, John.

[novemberslady]

At least Joe's thinking, and Lord knows someone has to!
Maybe people should just gnaw on a rock every now and then.
.funny stuff- thanks!.

Thanks for the ping.