Posted on 06/22/2012 6:51:30 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
I was going to offer revenge against their wives and adult children.
I’ve seen some of these before but there are some good additions now.
Married men live longer. However, married men are a lot more willing to die.
Reminds me of our wedding picture 40 years ago today! I still have the picture.
Kinda leaves ya speechless. From laughing so hard.
The guy in the third picture from the bottom must have taken a safety course. He’s using a spotter.
THE HINDUS PARADISE.
Anonymous
A Hindu died a happy thing to do
When twenty years united to a shrew.
Released, he hopefully for entrance cries
Before the gates of Brahma's paradise.
"Hast been through purgatory ? " Brahma said
"I have been married " and he hung his head.
"Come in, come in, and welcome, too, my son
Marriage and purgatory are as one."
In bliss extreme he entered heaven's door,
And knew the peace he ne'er had known before.
Scarce had he entered on that garden fair,
Another Hindu asked admission there.
The self-same question Brahma asked again
" Hast been through purgatory ? " "No-what then?"
"Thou canst not enter !" did the god reply.
He who went in has been no more than I"
"All that is true, but he has married been,
And so on earth has suffered for his sin !"
" Married ? 'Tis well ; for I've been married twice !"
" Begone ! We'll have no fools in Paradise !
ping
A: Because they don't have to live with women
Women don’t live longer, it just seems longer
Single men tend to eat out a lot....bad for health....home cooked healthy meals, TLC and some pampering go a long way toward a longer life. I married a widower, his cholesterol was out the roof..now under control....I’ve been low cholesterol cooking for a decade before we married. And make him take all the good vitamins he should be taking. And I make sure he does not climb on the roof with out me there. At 72 he does not belong on the roof. My 30 year old can come do that kind of work.
There are a lot more old widows than widowers at my church.........
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