Posted on 07/03/2012 9:42:16 AM PDT by Starman417
We can all agree that the one thing Barack Obama is skilled at is blaming others for everything. He wanted the most responsible job on Earth yet he takes no responsibility for anything. Before he was elected Barack Obama was Superman.
He was faster than a speeeding bullet. He was more powerful than a locomotive. He was able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. He could bend steel in his own hands. In fact, he could bend steel with his mind.
Once he he was elected and he fell victim to Presidentile Dysfunction- a very special type of impotency. It is caused a by a particular and uncommon type of Kryptonite - not green, red or white, but Blame Kryptonite. Blame Kryptonite that has claimed little Barack. Exposure to Blame Kryptonite results in the afflicted blaming everyone else for everything.
He blames George Bush
He blames ATMs
He blames speculators
He blames Europe
He blames energy costs
He blames Fox News
He blames Congress
He blames the GOP
A search "Obama blames" comes up with 37 million hits.
He's powerless. He can't get anything done- not in three years, two of which with a democrat-controlled Congress, and not even with $5 trillion dollars.
Why re-elect an impotent man? He says he needs more time, but since everything is someone else's fault and it's all beyond his abilities why give him more time to be unsuccessful?
(Excerpt) Read more at floppingaces.net...
Cute. However, everyone should face the facts; he is stupid!
Love it. Short, sweet, to the point, people will remember it, and it's soooo easy to defend.
It's 39 million now. It's worthy of note Obama Responsible gets 250 million hits.
And, as could be predicted, uberBarry has surrounded himself with similarly afflicted sycophants.
Similarly, in that their affliction can be traced back to “unexpected kryptonite” or UK* that brings them to blame a nebulous, unrecognized force for being surprised by each negative economic development.
(* UK can also be called “incompetence” but it would be rayciss to use that definition)
Oh, and !DRINK!
His Excellency is “on vacation” now according to his latest bit of news planted through the white house news service (TASS). He is probably either out trying to round up some votes by showing up looking patriotic somewhere “unexpected” or he is back in his UFO recharging, take your pick. Or, perhaps both.
Barack Noboner....
It’s worse than that.there are rumors that he may someday prematurely jihadulate while in office..
Butt bongo Obongo 0bama..
I hope it turns into “electile dysfunction”.
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