DUmmie FUnnies 07-24-12 (DUmmies Outraged By Yet Another "Hate Crime")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 24, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[hattend]

“The victim has asked that she remain anonymous,” said Karen Bratton-Cranford, president of Star City Pride. “We respect that. We respect her right to tell her story when she is ready.”

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“I'm not going back in the closet,” she said. “You're not going to scare me back.”

Then why the anonymity?

[PJ-Comix]

Supposedly she broke her bounds in record time to douse the gasoline fire that only caused 200 bucks worth of damage.

[Charles Henrickson]

The fact that many of the DUmmies have to preface their remarks with "IF this report is true," shows that they KNOW, deep down, that this has all the marks of a HOAX.

BTW, PJ, this may be a DUbble-DUFU Tuesday. I've got my eye on a thread, which I may get to shortly.

[bcsco]

The report I saw stated it was a small pool of gasoline that, when lighted, didn’t even damage the home. About $200 worth of damage. She also was able to get loose from her bindings and make it across the street. The was taken to the hospital but released. They’ll be investigating this all right, but it may not be the outcome she was hoping for. Are you going to be following this further?

[ExCTCitizen]

When will the news report that it was a FAKE ATTACK?? If it was!!

[PJ-Comix]

When will the news report that it was a FAKE ATTACK?? If it was!!

I'm figuring no later than the end of next week. I don't think this will be a hard case to crack.

[freedumb2003]

>>The “victim” is going to be very nervous when she finds out the cops are working very hard on this case. What she probably didn’t figure is the fact that the perps supposedly set fire to her house while she was supposedly bound inside makes this ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE.<<

Actually, as someone pointed out to me the other day, it is attempted MURDER. Homicide is an act that results in the death of a human, irrespective of cause, guilt, etc. Soldiers commit homicide when they kill the enemy.

The list of charges in this alleged case is massive — kidnapping, attempted murder, assault, battery, arson and quite a few more I haven’t even thought of. No way does Law Enforcement walk away until they know the truth.

And we all know what truth will be — HOAX (again)!

[PJ-Comix]

Notice how the “victim” is unable to provide any description of the perps at all.

[PJ-Comix]

Uh-oh. This story looks like it might fall apart quicker than I thought. The FBI is now INVESTIGATING.

[MaxMax]

I missed this picture earlier so my question is, was the di, er, Lesbian left handed?

[FrdmLvr]

Every false claim devalues all legitimate ones and discourages new cases of any kind.

But if it weren't for the false claims, there'd be no claims at all!

[Oztrich Boy]

I assume they called her “Dear”. Feminists hate that.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Not soldiers, PJ, it’s smearing conservative Christians like Missouri Lutherans, Roman Catholics and Southern Baptists (you know, ^most^ of church-going the US population)

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Don’t forget, according to Rosie O’Donnel and Janet Napaletino, Christians are worse than moslem terrorists, especially if we seem preoccupied with Liberty and The Constitution.

[PJ-Comix]

Check it out. The "hate crime" fairy tale is already beginning to UNRAVEL.

[Condor51]

A house doused with gasoline and then there's only $200.00 worth of damage? To paraphrase Sherlock Holmes, 'The Dog Didn't Bark'.

(It's from 'Silver Blaze' and actually goes like this:)
Gregory (Scotland Yard detective): "Is there any other point to which you would wish to draw my attention?"
Holmes: "To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time."
Gregory: "The dog did nothing in the night-time."
Holmes: "That was the curious incident."

Then there's the curious case of her getting out of the Plastic Zip Ties she was bound with. And then, these three masked homophobic brutes only bound her hands?!?

It's getting 'curiouser and curiouser'.