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For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
Conservative Nation News ^ | August. 9, 2012 | FreeThinkerNY

Posted on 08/09/2012 7:44:35 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

Just the thing for despondent, suicidal Democrats after their Messiah loses in November.

Keepsake sized Personal Cremation Urns are the latest in custom personalized cremation urns. They are created from one or two photographs with exceptional attention to details.

With advances in facial analysis and the advent of state of the art 3D imaging, these high tech urns can be made to look like anyone.

The full sized personal urn can hold all the ashes of an adult. For holding just a portion of the ashes, we recommend the keepsake sized personal urns.

The personal urn does not come with hair. For hair we can digitally add hair if you wish, as you can see with our sample of president Obama.

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To: goseminoles

Just what I need! A pot to piss in!


21 posted on 08/09/2012 8:13:40 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

They claimed there would be no Death Panels. Turns out, there is even a special receptacle to collect the results of the Death Panel.


22 posted on 08/09/2012 8:16:16 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Roger Taney? Not a bad Chief Justice. John Roberts? A really awful Chief Justice.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY; shibumi

That is spectacularly creepy on infinite levels.


23 posted on 08/09/2012 8:20:59 PM PDT by Salamander (I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies who never conceived of us billion dollar babies.)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

excellent


24 posted on 08/09/2012 8:25:27 PM PDT by digger48
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To: Hegemony Cricket
Hey - you didn’t urn that...

You win teh internets today! LOL!

25 posted on 08/09/2012 8:29:21 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I really visualized this in urn form, with jug ears for handles.


26 posted on 08/09/2012 8:35:45 PM PDT by ntnychik
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To: Free ThinkerNY
I hope they become billionaires with this product...

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27 posted on 08/09/2012 8:40:17 PM PDT by Cyber Ninja
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To: RBStealth
I was thinking more on the lines of this...


28 posted on 08/09/2012 8:43:14 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: Free ThinkerNY

One man’s Urn is another man’s Chamber Pot.

Take off the top and I guess it could make a good Spittoon as well.


29 posted on 08/09/2012 8:46:13 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Republicans Hope people are Smart, but Democrats Know people are Stupid.)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

I thought that they were talking about urinals.


30 posted on 08/09/2012 8:57:50 PM PDT by dglang
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I hope I can keep my change in it.


31 posted on 08/09/2012 9:04:34 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

So if you put ashes in it.........that makes him an ashhole


32 posted on 08/09/2012 9:22:50 PM PDT by tophat9000 (American is Barack Oaken)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Great place to keep all the dead Dem voters.


33 posted on 08/09/2012 9:41:34 PM PDT by COUNTrecount (On November 6, 2012" I Will Have Made It" when I Vote Barry OUT !)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
ASH ALERT!
34 posted on 08/09/2012 9:47:33 PM PDT by PeaceBeWithYou (De Oppresso Liber! (50 million and counting in Afghanistan and Iraq))
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To: Hegemony Cricket

You won. No need to go on. LOL.


35 posted on 08/10/2012 3:43:03 AM PDT by righttackle44 (I may not be much, but I raised a United States Marine.)
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