[SendShaqtoIraq]

uh, you don’t get the discounts at Kroger without a card, either

[ExGeeEye]

We don't have Kroger here...but I was on vacation in Arkansas earlier this month and went there for— things— and the clerk asked if I had my discount card.

I said “no, I'm not from around here.”

She called to the next checkstand and asked if a customer there would let me use their discount cards.

So thanks to the clerk and a little old lady buying her groceries, I got a price break on my— things— and an even better opinion of Southern(ish) Hospitality.