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1 posted on 12/06/2012 1:45:26 PM PST by Reaganite Republican
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A blonde female Highway Patrol officer pulls over a pretty blonde motorist. She asks to see her drivers license.

The blonde says “What’s a drivers license look like?” as she rummages through her purse.

The officer says “I’t about the size of a credut card and has your picture on it”.

She pulls out her compact mirror looks at it and says, “Here it is”, and hands it to the officer.

The blonde lady cop looks at it for a minute then hands it back. “Well, why didn’t you just tell me you’re a cop? You can go.”


35 posted on 12/06/2012 3:22:57 PM PST by Hugin ("Most times a man'll tell you his bad intentions, if you listen and let yourself hear."---Open Range)
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OMG!!! This can go on forever... I haven’t laughed so hard in a long while. Thanks!


36 posted on 12/06/2012 3:25:08 PM PST by johnd201 (johnd201)
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39 posted on 12/06/2012 3:39:13 PM PST by Hotlanta Mike (Us and Them...)
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Q - Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?
A - Brunettes have nothing better to do on Friday night.


42 posted on 12/06/2012 3:55:51 PM PST by APatientMan (Pick a side)
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A blonde woman was feeling ill so made an appointment with her doctor. Her ran all sorts of tests and approached her in the medical room. He said, “I know why you haven’t been feeling well. You’re pregnant”. The blonde said, “How do you know it’s mine”.


43 posted on 12/06/2012 4:12:53 PM PST by momtothree
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HA!


44 posted on 12/06/2012 4:27:50 PM PST by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to the tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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