Why the blonde returned her M&M’s?
(Cuz she complained half were marked W-W’s)
Two blondes applied for Police Academy.
The officer interviewing them called in the 1st blonde.
She was shown picture of a suspect for 10sec. The officer then asked her to describe the suspect.
She said “He was tall, bald and had only one ear.”
The officer shook his head and said “Lady that was a side view mug shot, of course you see only 1 ear”. He dismissed her. Then he called the 2nd blonde in.
Same mug shot was shown. Same question...describe the suspect.
She says “He was tall, bald and was wearing contacts”
The officer looks at the rap sheet and sure enough the suspect was known to wear contacts.
He says “that was brilliant, how did you figure that out?”
She says “Duh.....that was simple...how can he wear glasses with only 1 ear???”
LOL!