A guy comes up to a blonde in a bar and tells her that if he can feel her (ample) bosom, he’ll be able to tell her what day she was born.
She agrees and about a few minutes of fondling, she finally asks “Well, what day was I born, smarty?”
The guy thinks a minute, takes one more squeeze and answers:
“Yesterday!”
A red head, a brunette and a blonde are on a deserted island. They find a lamp, rub it and out comes a genie. “I will grant each one of you one wish.”
So the red head says, “I want to go back home, see my boyfriend and have great sex.” POOF!!! and off she goes.
The brunette says, “I want to go back home and be with my family.” POOF!! and off she goes.
The blonde looks around, lost in thought. The genie asks her whats wrong. The blonde says, “I wish my two friends were here.”
lol