If things keep going the way they are—we’ll be like Venezuela. Get ready to use that left hand as they do in the Third World. The poor folks of Venezuela—I don’t know how many million are there—but only 50 million rolls of toilet tissue a week. OK that might be a roll per person every two weeks. Boy I hope no one gets the Hershey Squirts! YIKES
Finally, a country Cheryl Crowe can love.
There are 29 million Venezuelans, but it did not say 50 million rolls per week, it said 50 million rolls this week. The average American uses about a roll a week, so by American standards, that 50 million rolls will last about two weeks. At least it’s good news for Northern Maine. That’ll keep ‘em in beer and fishing lures for a month, and summer will be here by August sometime.