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1 posted on 06/10/2013 11:19:44 AM PDT by rickmichaels
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To: rickmichaels

ttiuwp?


2 posted on 06/10/2013 11:25:53 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (MOHAMMED WAS A CHILD RAPIST!)
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To: rickmichaels; F15Eagle; Larry Lucido

You got the A, the B, the C and the D. That’s the biggest. You got the cups in the front, two loops in the back. All right, I guess that’s about it.


3 posted on 06/10/2013 11:25:58 AM PDT by Gamecock ("Ultimately, Jesus died to save us from the wrath of God." —R.C. Sproul)
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To: rickmichaels; fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA; Impy; NFHale; GSP.FAN

I worked in a sporting goods about 24 years and I actually sold Tom Brokaw’s daughter a jogbra. IMSM, it was a 34B or 34D.


4 posted on 06/10/2013 11:27:30 AM PDT by Perdogg (Sen Ted Cruz, Sen Mike Lee, and Sen Rand Paul are my adoptive Senators)
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To: rickmichaels

Best. job. ever....


5 posted on 06/10/2013 11:27:50 AM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
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To: rickmichaels

Why would Victoria Secrets hire a male, period?


7 posted on 06/10/2013 11:28:27 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (Obama is scum. Anyone in Congress who doesn't see that can be counted among the enemy!)
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To: rickmichaels

My wife wanted her back scratched and I was having a little trouble unlatching her bra to service her shoulder blades. She made a comment about my dexterity unlatching bras. I responded, “Most of the them were like you, dear. I didn’t even have to ask.” Never. Heard. Another. Peep.

About anything. For days.


8 posted on 06/10/2013 11:29:29 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Doing the same thing and expecting different results is called software engineering.)
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To: rickmichaels

Now I’m hungry for fruit...


9 posted on 06/10/2013 11:29:41 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: rickmichaels

I came of age during the 60’s and 70’s and couldn’t understand why women burned their bras, and then asked for support.


15 posted on 06/10/2013 11:35:26 AM PDT by umgud (2A can't survive dem majorities)
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To: rickmichaels

A guy must be ‘under’employed to be working at a Victoria’s Secret.


21 posted on 06/10/2013 11:39:31 AM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: rickmichaels

The tittorial on the fruit method was enlightening, but I note that he did not mention fried eggs and melons.


24 posted on 06/10/2013 11:39:44 AM PDT by DeFault User
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This guy is really funny.


26 posted on 06/10/2013 11:41:04 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: rickmichaels

“No matter what sex you are — male, female or Cher — selling bras at Victoria’s Secret is really f*cking hard.”

LMAO!


27 posted on 06/10/2013 11:41:40 AM PDT by Wyatt's Torch (I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
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To: rickmichaels

A couple of years ago I saw a story somewhere claiming that British women have the largest boobs, based on the size of the average bra sold.


39 posted on 06/10/2013 11:51:38 AM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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To: rickmichaels

Back in the 1960s, some University suggested Engineering students try and design a “perfect bra”.

The students thought it was such a good idea they said they would “keep a hand in it!”


50 posted on 06/10/2013 12:07:13 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: rickmichaels

Did you ever watch “Double Divas” on tv? Forget what channel. Two friends own a lingerie shop near Atlanta. If bras were too small for a customer, one would just make one for the customer. They seemed to be super nice ladies. I think the shop was Livie-Rae or something like that.


61 posted on 06/10/2013 12:31:47 PM PDT by MamaB
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To: rickmichaels

Largely a question of basic physics, with a little structural engineering tossed in - you will have to review your vector math, however:

http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/2012/09/14/friday-weird-science-the-physics-of-the-strapless-evening-gown/


63 posted on 06/10/2013 12:38:32 PM PDT by Stosh
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To: rickmichaels

I would wager less than 25% of the ladies have been properly FITTED for a bra. A lot of girls think they are a D and they are barely a C. It is very important for a ladies comfort and physical well being to be properly fitted. Trust me on this one.


68 posted on 06/10/2013 1:00:53 PM PDT by halfright (FAST & FURIOUS! DON'T ALLOW THEM TO DIVERT YOUR ATTENTION.)
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To: rickmichaels

I used to work with a guy that sold girdles and bras to department store chains back in the 80’s.


69 posted on 06/10/2013 1:01:22 PM PDT by Average Al ( Our founder fathers never knew we could fail due to a Techtatorship.)
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To: rickmichaels

Yes, gentleman, bras can go up to an “M” cup. The straps and the back are designed to add support.


71 posted on 06/10/2013 1:01:46 PM PDT by Wiser now (Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.)
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To: rickmichaels

Not to cause any pandemonium here, but there are bras with cups bigger than the D.

I noticed that cantaloupes were not mentioned ;-)


73 posted on 06/10/2013 1:07:41 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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