I “shop” for women at AA meetings. All the party girls are there!
...and the maternity ward...I hear those chicks put out!
Now I know why you’re mad as hell: they have to swear off relationships for the first year. Must be frustrating, huh? If you want to meet alcoholic sluts, head over to College Democrats. You just might want to double-bag it though, if you know what i mean. And leave the lights off. *Shudder*