Whiskey shortage coming your way

Fox News ^ | May 13, 2014

[TheProducer]

One of the oldest distilleries in the country is warning of what some observers are calling a

[moose07]

Left the herbicide jokes for you ,Darks. :D

[moose07]

‘night All. zzzzzzzz

[Monkey Face]

Ta, Moosie!

[no-to-illegals]

Nite Moose ... Sleep Well!

[no-to-illegals]

Guess I best go cook dinner. Might be sick for two or three days afterwards but hey ... it is a meal.

[Monkey Face]

I don’t wanna cook. I just want to eat something that doesn’t make me mess up the kitchen. *sigh*

And I don’t have the money to go to IHOP or Marie Calendars’.

So I’m going to bed.

[NicknamedBob]

"At least you don’t have to worry about it dying on you in the middle of the night on a deserted road with nothing but forest around you. And a full moon, and strange noises..."

What I find odd is that every time someone mentions that it might be a full moon or something ... it's the very opposite of a full moon; like now.

Don't people pay attention to the phases of the moon? You would all make lousy vampires or werewolves, I can tell you.

[Monkey Face]

But if I waited for the full moon, folks would not be warned and therefore, more susceptible.

Oh. Wait. That's probally what y'all want, right?

[Dead Corpse]

Keys? What’s down there doesn’t like to feel locked in.

Locking the door...

Utter madness...

[Dead Corpse]

Not so much “dungeons” as non-Euclidean engineering sections.

Still not quite right, but things can get a bit “sideways” and “bendy ways” and not everything stays where you put it.

[Dead Corpse]

Kudzu grows providing us with O₂, goats eat the kudzu... It's what eats the goats you need to keep an eye on.

[Dead Corpse]

Microwave popcorn.

Or...

Wine.

Depends on how your day has been... :-)

[Dead Corpse]

Tomorrow is the New Moon...

[NicknamedBob]

Well, if we are to stick strictly with the canon of our delusion, we left the moon behind a long time ago.

But DC is right. We’ve made so many side-slips between threads, that not even a Warp Drive could get us back anywhere near our original start point. We’ll have to use Weft Drive.

It’s like NASCAR, but you have to make a lot of weft turns.

[Tax-chick]

Don't people pay attention to the phases of the moon?

It's on my "Town Planner" calendar in the kitchen. New moon tomorrow. This month's theme is "Consignment, auctions, antiques."

[HKMk23]

“...things can get a bit “sideways” and “bendy ways” and not everything stays where you put it.”

The danger posed to those who venture into The Lower Levels has also been our only real defense against a full-scale invasion of The Pleasant And Habitable Upper Levels. By the time Whatever’s Down There gets close to finding The Way Up, the whole non-Euclidean thing warps and bends things so that Whatever’s Down There has to find itself all over, again.

Think of Sir Lancelot Storming The Castle in The Holy Grail, but non-linear, and with very little probability of ever making a passable connection between The Dark Down There and Up Here Where It’s Safe(er).

[Tax-chick]

And you can baffle them with the shower curtains.

[NicknamedBob]

They don’t know the “right” way to navigate down there.

[Dead Corpse]

Could be worse. At least our Timeline is still relatively linear, even if we do tend to suffer occasional quantum non-locality...

http://youtu.be/rHIwEmKGWe8

[Tax-chick]

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