Posted on 06/23/2014 10:22:01 AM PDT by mononymous
The following is mostly satire.
First Lady Michelle Obama said this past week that even with an Ivy League education, she struggled to cope with the nutrition needs of her family. Her key point, parents, is that while an Ivy League education qualifies one to tell everyone else how to live, it just can’t fix stupid.
The First Lady also said that amnesty is the President’s “top priority” which means that he will focus like a “laser beam” on the issue and thankfully, like everything else he focuses on, nothing will happen.
The Obamas have said that they want their children to experience income inequality by flipping burgers which they believe can be character building. A few years ago, when Newt Gingrich suggested the same thing, most on the left accused him of being criminally insane. As we all know, these kids, like the Clintons, will be destitute and face a rather bleak future after leaving the White House hence the need to character build.
Hillary Clinton said this past week that children invading the country at its southern border should be deported. She went on to add, “we’ll get back to them when they are of voting age.”
Amid charges that some of the teens crossing the border are being sexually assaulted, NJ Sen. Bob Menendez cut short a “personal” trip to the Dominican Republic and headed straight to Texas in order to, “do his own probing.”
Hillary Clinton’s records from her time as a practicing lawyer have shown that she took some pleasure in defending the rapist of a twelve year old child. Her latent campaign hurried to defend her action saying, “Look, that case desensitized Mrs. Clinton to rape charges and in particular, to that against her husband. The victim ought to consider herself historically important to the cause of advancing Mrs. Clinton’s career.”
In a claim that it is a first, a bust of President Obama was 3D printed last week. Some say that the bust has shown an “all American” soul as opposed to the person it was based on.
Hillary Clinton said that The Bible has been a guiding force in her life. In their typical, lazy and sycophantic manner, the media couldn’t be bothered to explain that the referenced “bible” is Saul Alinsky’s “Rules for Radicals.”
PFC Bowe Bergdahl returned to the US last week. Upon arriving and assessing the state of the union, PFC Bergdahl, who is still in the Army, said that the America that is now makes him, “feel like deserting.”
Meanwhile, a supposed leader of the Benghazi attacks was captured. He admitted, under waterboarding, that the infamous “youtube video” sparked his actions. However, he added that as bad as the movie was, it wasn’t as bad as, “anything Michael Moore ever did.”
The USPTO, via an administrative action last week, decided to drop the copyright and trademark protection of the word “Redskins” in an attempt to force the NFL team from using the word in its name. Aside from being an attack on property rights, this action was a grotesque attack on the First Amendment because it’s censorship. However, this type of action is not expected to be applied elsewhere. For instance, the terrorist group overrunning Iraq has applied for and are expected to receive protection for the word “ISIS” now that they have a thriving merchandising business.
The IRS reported that in addition to Lois Lerner, six other employees also “lost” their emails during a critical period being investigated by a Congressional Committee. The odds of this happening are 7:89,500 or 1 in 12,786. These figures do not include the fact that the “lost” emails may have been exchanged between the same group of seven. To believe these odds in a digital age, one has to willingly suspend disbelief which is a natural state for elected Democrats – zombies in an unreal world.
Rep. Nancy Pelosi wrote to the Archbishop of San Francisco urging him to not participate in a march to support traditional marriage. The Archbishop provided an immediate and stunning response which told Rep. Pelosi to, “go *#?% yourself and mind your own business.” The matter did not end there as Rep. Pelosi responded that she’s much better at, “doing that to the American people.”
Finally, the media continue to perpetuate the messianic motif of this scandal-ridden administration as they lockstep march and maintain their “mystical” position of “see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.”
Not knocking the thread because I like creative writing as much as anybody, BUT...
Articles like this are hard to read because it’s darn near impossible to tell the difference between satire and the Obama admin’s true actions...
“The USPTO, via an administrative action last week, decided to drop the copyright and trademark protection of the word “Redskins” in an attempt to force the NFL team from using the word in its name. Aside from being an attack on property rights, this action was a grotesque attack on the First Amendment because it’s censorship. However, this type of action is not expected to be applied elsewhere. For instance, the terrorist group overrunning Iraq has applied for and are expected to receive protection for the word “ISIS” now that they have a thriving merchandising business. “
Looks like the folks over at FX Television may be in for a windfall....
Yep. I suppose it’s hard to separate fact from fiction with these people.
They could be...if what was written is true. Thanks.
Mostly satire?
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