Posted on 07/03/2014 10:05:48 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
We McDonald’s fans always suspected (the campiness of “the King” was a dead giveaway) and now, at long last, confirmation. Good for you, Whopper. Be who you are. Good call by Ace too in remembering the SNL “Schmitt’s Gay” joke ad from the Farley/Sandler era. American politics has been mostly a function of identity politics for awhile now. It’s past time for American fast food to follow suit. Besides, there’s already a “straight burger,” isn’t there?
A Twitter buddy, seizing on the idea of “identity” burgers, floated the idea of an atheist burger. To which Andy Levy replied:
Allahpundit @allahpundit
The Atheist Burger? https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/484412436066623488 …
andy levy ✔ @andylevy
@allahpundit @NathanWurtzel the atheist burger is a normal burger but u have no idea who made it
2:22 PM - 2 Jul 2014
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Not so. That’s the agnostic burger. The atheist burger wasn’t made by anyone. It just is.
(VIDEO-AT-LINK)
Are you SURE that white, viscous substance is mayo?
HOMOSEXUAL, because there's nothing GAY about it.
“Hold the ‘pickle’, hold the lettuce,
‘Special orders’ don’t upset us”
— there’s yer giveaway, right thar’...
Taco Bell is countering with the “Illegal Enchilada”.
Should make millions.....
burger king can just change “angus burgers” to “anus burgers”.
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