[John Semmens]

ping

[mountainlion]

Maybe some big spender could buy enough stun guns to properly stun the government.

[GeronL]

Get those pro-illegal demonstrators and put “We are the 1%!” on their signs. lol

[cripplecreek]

I knew this was satire from the title.

No senator is ever stunned by the cost of anything.

[Aria]

OMG!

Now I know why Patty Murray is called STUPID!

[Aria]

LOL - I didn’t see that it was satire until just now.
Although - how far from the truth can it be?

[COBOL2Java]

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi suggested that "the high cost of housing these immigrants could be averted if we make use of the vast inventory of unused housing that exists in this country. How many American families have more room than they need? Can't some of this space be made available on an emergency basis?"

I know this is satire, but I wouldn't put it past Stretch. Not that she ever heard of the The Quartering Act of May 15, 1765...

[NYer]

"There was an audible gasp, a bipartisan gasp," Senator Marco Rubio (R., Fla.) recounted. "I could take a luxurious Caribbean cruise every day of the year for a lower total cost. I cannot fathom why the spartan accommodations we are providing for these people should cost so much."

It would be cheaper to ship them back to their countries of origin ... in First Class!!!

Life inside the beltway might just as well be life at Disney World. These politicians are clueless about the ramifications of big government.

[FlingWingFlyer]

I wonder who will get the contract for the Illegal Alien ObamaSmartPhone gig. They are each going to need their own smart phone subsidized by the U.S. taxpayers.

[Chode]

and to think we could send all their wretched azzes home via 1st Class Air for ~$10,000,000

[MaxMax]

Senator Jay Rockefeller (D-WV) was one of the few that weren't shocked by the expense.
"We pay upwards of $50,000 per year for each prison inmate,"

So that justifies paying 350k PLUS, for illegals who do not belong in our country?
Elected doesn't mean they get smarter.

Also he is actually comparing illegals to Prisoners, and he unintentionally got that right!
Even so, one right does not make up for the Law breaking and 99% of crime the Dems are doing.

[FlingWingFlyer]

In related news, the New York City Council announced it is prepared to grant citizenship to up to 500,000 illegal immigrants.

The clowns in New Yawk City really showed their intelligence when they elected this commie nut. I know this is satire but King Billy of Blasio's idea of giving each invader their own U.S. I.D. card is doing exactly this.

[albie]

Harry Reid lives at the Ritz Carleton in DC. Perhaps he could take in a few?

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

[Politicalkiddo]

The Senate is full of idiots. How could you not predict that bussing in thousands of people would not be cheap?

[Little Ray]

Well, they got all that ammo just gathering dust.

Just sayin’.

[dynachrome]

“an audible gasp, a bipartisan gasp’

Funny. The libtard gasp would be that they thought it wasn’t enough to spend and we need to tax the rich conservatives more!

[bgill]

Stun? How about the stunning fact that our borders are open to any and everyone no matter their intentions on our country?

[rawcatslyentist]

>"Housing prisoners at $50,000 per inmate per year comes to around $140 per day"

Let's hear from the nanny state prohibitionists crying about supporting welfare peeps smoking pot again.

[lonestar]

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