Posted on 08/15/2014 6:11:27 PM PDT by lbryce
A man is still considered pure when he releases his lust with,
a sheep or goat, then there is no truelust or sexual sin. then the
animal becomes tainted and must die! So says Muhammad, pedophile,
sex pervert, deviant animal abuser, Muhammad, What's His Face
(Excerpt) Read more at sheikyermami.com ...
Precisely. See post # 18
You do make a compelling argument. Are you a lawyer or something?
Do their women shave anything or are they as hairy as the four-footed girlfriends?
The highlight this seminal tome was a chapter on the all important topic of how to select the proper set of boots for hot, steamy barn yard sex.
Khomeini wrote that primary selection criteria were to be that the boot legs needed to be tall enough and properly loose enough so the prospective Islamic livestock enthusiast could stuff the hind legs of the object of his amorous desires and intentions into the boot tops to facilitate their romantic encounter and prevent his much faster and agile partner from escaping or disrupting their romantic interlude.
And of course it goes without saying that the boot's leather must be strong and tough, and the boot's stitching must be tight and heavy enough so the frantic and intense activity that results from such romantic interludes does not tear the boots apart which would be even worse than if the boot legs were too short or did not have the proper looseness of fit.
Of course, after Jimmy put Khomeini in power in Iran, the Ayatollah had to refrain from his cherished liaisons with his barn yard buddies. From then on, the Ayatollah Khomeini was far to busy doing to the Iranian people what he once only previously done to sheep.
The rest is history. This is a true story, BTW
Not quite within Judeo-Christian guidelines.
But I remember once after 5 days out on the forward observation point, there was the wild female pig that was looking attractive....but it was more for how good a bacon & ham dinner it would make, after 5 days of C-rations.
There was a story about a man killed by a mule while trying to have sex with it. Animals do not necessarily agree with sex with humans.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=163_1406607204
“I mean-have you seen their women?”
No...and neither have they. The women have to wear burkas to be in true compliance.
“You do make a compelling argument. Are you a lawyer or something?”
All that is needed is a nose, yea verily, “the nose knows”.
All one needs to verify the damage Islamic “female genital mutilation” does to a woman is get down wind of one. Retention of urine and menses makes for quite a collection of microflora, many busily producing metabolic byproducts with a very high “stink factor”.
Does anyone know if it is true that a Muslim will mount a wood pile if told there is a female snake in it?
Clearly my mistake and I hope all offended will forgive me for confusing the intimate savage, yet practical details of the "religion" of peace with satire.
This is what’s so funny about the prevailing idea that “Judeo-Christian” is also “Moslem.” Islam and the Koran (Pirate Mohammed’s laughably flawed - grammatically etc text) represent a complete and radical departure in the name of the Moon God of Arabia, Allah. Sadly, even college Ph.D’s don’t bother to read it critically anymore. “Everything is relative,” except tenure and LGBT Awareness!
You’re kidding,,,
Any PETA rep would soil themselves confronting a jihadi!
Any PETA rep would soil themselves confronting a jihadi!
LOL Exactly right. There would be no confrontation.
Do their women shave anything or are they as hairy as the four-footed girlfriends?
They probably braid their arm pits.
Missionary style wouldn't be feasible, first because of the logistical hardship involved but also mostly because being Muslims they wouldn't dare engage in any missionary work.
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