Kerry Makes Case for Global Warming as Mankind's Greatest Threat

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Aug 2014 | John Semmens

[Graewoulf]

What a relief it is to know that Obama’s Secretary of Statements, John Kerry is currently fighting an even bigger enemy than Putin or ISIS - - - - GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE WARMING!

BTW, if Kerry is successful, will we then have GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE COOLING?

Just the thought of it makes me shiver!

[Seaplaner]

John, you are on your "A Game" with this one.

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[laplata]

Thanks, Mark!

[TChad]

Halp us Jon Carry — We R Stuck Hear on Erth!

[Busko]

The turd has spoken!!

[rawcatslyentist]

>""The fewer humans there are, the less pressure they will put on the ecosystem's carrying power. So, while it is not their intent to fight global warming groups like ISIS and Hamas are inadvertently contributing toward a brighter future for the planet. We should not overlook this mitigating factor." "

This isn't satire. It's their actual thought process.

[GeronL]

Is that really the US Secretary of State’s main thing to worry about?

[Teacher317]

Kerry would not do well in MIB...

There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT!

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“Hey Jerk, it is 52 degrees here in the Detroit area on our ‘hot August night.’”

Are the cooler temps keeping the shootings down this summer? Just curious. Milwaukeestan is as shoot-em-up as ever, cool or warm nights. :(

[ViLaLuz]

Conservative maximalists! Bra ha ha ha ha ha aaaaaaa

[ViLaLuz]

” We are Lurching towards Gomorrah”

Too funny!

[kempster]

Been much quieter here in Detroit since Police Chief encouraged residents to arm themselves.

[morphing libertarian]

Secretary of State to the climate.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

That’s great! Milwaukeestan has a great Sheriff in Clarke. Hopefully he can get the thugs squared away.

[fatnotlazy]

Thanks again, John, for the ping.

[jmcenanly]

Usually, don’t things like crop yields get better as it gets warmer? The Romans were planting citrus groves and vineyards as far north as Hadrian’ s wall, and only abandoned Britannia when the temperature dropped and they could no longer grow theses things.

[AlexW]

Poor old Kerry...He is just so stuck in yesterday’s old fads.
Make up a problem and then say that a Marxist government is the only solution.

[mountainlion]

John Hanoi Kerry is a bigger threat to mankind than global warming let alone Berry the destroyer.