Posted on 10/06/2014 7:29:22 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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Why not post it here?
Go there. Cut and paste an image and post it here. That’s what I did.
Nah, that just provides him the blog hits he's looking for.
The best deer hunting joke was from a Korean comic. He said his family had moved to the deep South, and after he had grown up, he and his father liked to go deer hunting.
One day they are hunting in a forest, when a black guy comes running out of the woods towards them. Panting, he says, “Oh, thank god. I robbed a gas station, and now there’s a bunch of angry rednecks in a pickup fixin’ to lynch me.”
However, his father lowered his deer rifle to point at him, and said, “Sounds lahk you in a heap o’ trouble, bwah!”
Tom Lehrer - Hunting Song:
"Donna the Deer Lady" calls in to a radio program to discuss a persistent problem she has with deer. She doesn't understand why deer crossing signs are placed on high traffic interstate highways instead of near school crossings.
No, I think not.
Guess you don’t know who your talkin to........
Drivers of SUVs need to be cautious during deer season. Those luggage racks look just like antlers after a few beers.
Great Job RR
A friend of my fathers, Johnny Parker, used to volunteer to work at one of the local tag stations back up north. Every year we would get together at the end of opening day to hear the stories. Goats, cattle, even a St Bernard one year. He told me that he could always tell by the glassy look in the "hunters" eyes.
That’s great lol
Every year 18,000,000 American snipers engage in live-fire live-target practice, using their own gear, operating on their own with no government intervention save for registration of intent to participate and their success rate - a training schedule better known as “Operation Deer Season”.
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