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Man suffers fatal heart attack while robbing Edgewood Aldi, police say
The Baltimore Sun ^
| January 22, 2015
| Erika Butler
Posted on 01/22/2015 7:15:37 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Robber: “I will successfully rob this Aldis, or may God strike me dead!”
God: “KTHXBAI LOL”
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posted on
01/22/2015 9:03:08 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
He was rounding up some cash for open heart surgery. Another casualty of OCare.
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posted on
01/22/2015 9:32:31 PM PST
by
usacon
(United we stand divided we fall.)
To: RichInOC
If he’d lived, he’d’ve gotten free health care for a good long time.
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posted on
01/22/2015 9:35:01 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
01/22/2015 9:36:56 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
He was robbing the store so he would have money to see the doctor about his heart. If we only had single-payer....
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posted on
01/22/2015 9:51:33 PM PST
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: Slings and Arrows
He saw that he had to have a quarter ready for the cart-rental policy. That gave me a heart attack when I first went into an Aldi.
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posted on
01/22/2015 10:09:00 PM PST
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Don’t bring a gun to an infarct.
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posted on
01/22/2015 10:11:19 PM PST
by
Albion Wilde
(It is better to offend a human being than to offend God.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Poetic Justice, writ large.
Maybe he’ll reincarnate as a naive, helpless sales clerk, have that same experience from the other side of the cash register.
To: Daffynition
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posted on
01/23/2015 12:59:42 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: Slings and Arrows
His family will litigate. And win.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
01/23/2015 2:37:39 AM PST
by
Bigg Red
(Let's put the ship of state on Cruz Control with Ted Cruz.)
To: Mears; PAR35
The report that I saw on this on the Baltimore news station last night said that they think this is the same guy who robbed this store in November.
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posted on
01/23/2015 2:39:44 AM PST
by
Bigg Red
(Let's put the ship of state on Cruz Control with Ted Cruz.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
I would have called 9-1-1 sooner, but the guy with the gun told me not to move...
IBTRS
bada boom bada bing
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posted on
01/23/2015 2:49:59 AM PST
by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Hahahahh.....instant karma!
To: cripplecreek
God was packin heat. LOL love it.!
To: Dagnabitt
Sort of like Nelson Rockefeller.
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